12 Dog Days of Christmas Page #6

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Sure, sure, new location.

What are you studying?

It's for

my AP business course.

We're learning

target marketing.

Target marketing.

Yeah, you know,

where you target your product

to a particular market

that's perfect for it.

Oh, kinda like what I do

with my stain spray.

Yeah, I guess so.

It's too bad

we can't target-market

Petunia into

a good home too.

Jack, you're a genius.

Huh?

No, we target market

the unadoptable dogs

into new homes.

It's perfect.

So you're saying we use

what's keeping them

from being adopted

to our advantage.

Exactly, we turn

their negatives into positives.

Guys, these are dogs

we're talking about.

I don't think

it works like that.

No, no.

Wait, Hill, they--

they have a good point.

Take the twins for example.

They're super-hyper,

so maybe we need

to find a family

with super-hyper kids

to keep up with them, right?

Exactly.

(Jack)

Target marketing,

I love it.

Thank you

for helping me spawn

this amazing idea with

that book of yours, Hillary.

I can feel your intellect

rubbing off on me

as we speak.

Here, let me

help you there.

Wouldn't want you to fall.

(scoffs)

What?

Nothing.

No, not nothing.

You did that "pfft" thing

like you always do.

Me? No,

I didn't say anything.

Why are you

such a wet spot?

Why are you such

a dirty floor?

You know, you really do

have a way with people, Jack.

While some

might call it charm,

I'd call it selfish,

self-absorbed egotism.

Well, considering

my parents left me

when I was a kid,

I have no real family,

no place to call home--

unless you're considering

the nine different foster homes

I've been in

over the last seven years--

yeah, I guess I am selfish.

Hard not to be

focused on yourself

when all you have

is yourself.

I'm sorry, I didn't know

how rough you had it.

No, I don't want

your pity party.

Just do what you promised,

and fix me up with your sister.

Fine, you help us

target-market

the rest of these dogs

into the right homes,

and I'll get you

your date.

Good.

Ooh, ooh, yeah

I get caught up

in all the hustle and bustle

Of holiday glee

Won't be long

till we're opening presents

Under the tree

(dog snarls)

I love this time

of year

And I know why

Christmas is better

with two

I just want to share

this moment with you

Christmas is

better with two

I just want to share

this moment

Ooh, ooh

Ooh, wah, ah, ah, ah

You came along

Like a winter song

Now, I sing

as the Christmas lights spin

Around, and around,

and around

Oh

(Blair)

So you have about 10 more days

till Christmas Eve,

and only about seven dogs

left to find homes for?

That's not bad, guys.

I still think the odds

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