10 Most Excellent Things: The Devil Wears Prada Page #3

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Yet I am in charge of her schedule...

her appointments and her expenses

And, um, most importantly, um...

I get to go with her to Paris

for Fashion Week in the fall.

I get to wear couture.

I go to all the shows and all the parties.

I meet all of the designers.

It's divine.

Okay. Now, stay here. I'm going to

the art department to give them the Book.

- The-

- This is the Book.

Now, it is a mock-up of everything...

in the current issue.

And we deliver it to Miranda's apartment

every night, and she retu-

Don't touch it. She returns it to us

in the morning with her notes.

Now, the second assistant

is supposed to do this...

but Miranda is very private

and she does not like strangers in her house.

So until she decides

that you are not a total psycho...

I get the lovely task

of waiting around for the Book.

- [ Phone Rings ]

- Oh, Emily? What do I do-

- Deal with it

- [ Rings ]

[ Sighs ]

[ Rings ]

Hello. Mrs. Priestly's office.

Hmm. That's what I meant.

Miranda Priestly's office.

[ Groans ]

Um, you know, she is in a meeting.

Can I please take a message?

Uh-huh.

Okay. Can you please spell Gabbana?

- [ Line Clicks, Dial Tone Hums ]

- Hello?

I guess not.

I guessed an eight and a half.

Um, uh, that's very nice of you...

but I don't think I need these

Miranda hired me.

She knows what I look like.

- Do you?

- [ Chuckles ]

Emily.

Emily?

She means you.

- Wejust cut on the bias

- [ Miranda ] That's not what I asked you

I couldn't have been clearer.

There you are, Emily.

- How many times do I have to scream your name?

- Actually, it's Andy.

My name is Andy.

Andrea, but, uh, everybody calls me Andy.

[ Chuckles ]

I need 10 or 15 skirts from Calvin Klein.

- What kind of skirts do you-

- Please bore someone else with your questions.

And make sure we have Pier 59

at 8:
:00 am tomorrow

Remind Jocelyn I need to see a few of those

satchels that Marc is doing in the pony.

And then tell Simone I'll takeJackie

if Maggie isn't available

- Did Demarchelier confirm?

- D-Did D-Demarchel-

Demarchelier.

Did he- Get him on the phone.

Uh, o- okay.

- And, Emily?

- Yes?

That's all.

It's just the cavalier disregard

for clear directions-

[ Chattering Continues ]

Do you have Demarchelier?

Uh, Demarchelier.

- [ Groans ] Leave it.

- Do you have-

I have Miranda Priestly calling.

I have Patrick!

Uh, no, she called me in there

and-and then she asked me about Pier 59.

And there was something

about Simone, Frankie, someone else.

And, um, she needs skirts

from Calvin Klein

And, uh, there was something

about a pony

- Did she say which skirts?

- No No

- Did she say what kind? Color, shape, fabric?

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