101 Dalmatians Page #4

- No, no, no, that's quite all right.

Ahhh. Well, you give

a very good rescue.

Thank you.

Oh.

Hmm.

l think we have a problem.

- l think my dog is in love.

- [ Chuckling ]

- [ Whimpering ]

- [ Anita ] l think mine is, too.

Why is that a problem?

They're going to be brokenhearted

when you leave.

[ Whining ]

Oh, l don't think l could bear to live

with a brokenhearted dalmatian.

Yes, they're miserable

when they're lonely.

- Well, we'd better think of something.

- l agree.

- Do you want another cup of marriage?

- Excuse me?

Tea?

Another cup of tea?

- You said ''marriage.''

- Uh, marriage?

Yes, that's what you said.

l-- l mean, you meant to say ''tea''...

but it--

it came out ''marriage.''

Oh, l'm sorry.

Uh--

Do you want

another cup of... tea?

l do.

You-- You do?

l will.

You will?

lf you ask me.

Would you?

Yes.

[ Minister ] For as much

as Roger and Anita...

have consented together

in holy wedlock...

and have witnessed the same

before God and this company...

and thereto have given and pledged

their troth either to other...

and declared the same...

by the giving

and receiving of a ring...

and by joining of hands...

l pronounce that they be

man and wife together.

ln the name

of the Father...

and of the Son

and of the Holy Ghost.

- Amen.

- [ Congregation ] Amen.

God the Father,

God the Son...

God the Holy Ghost...

bless, preserve and keep you.

The Lord, mercifully with

his favor, look upon you...

and so fill you with all

spiritual benediction and grace...

that ye may so live

together in this life...

and in the world to come.

And may you have

life everlasting.

- Amen.

- [ Congregation ] Amen.

[ Barking ]

[ Church Bells Chiming ]

[ Chiming Continues ]

[ Horns Honking ]

[ Brakes Squealing ]

[ Engine Sputtering ]

Right. Now let me tell you a bit about

this bloke Skinner before we meet him.

Now supposedly,

when he was quite young...

this dog tore open

his throat...

and ripped out

his vocal cords...

leaving him brutally scarred

and completely mute.

- He cannot talk at all.

- [ Knocking ]

Now pay atten--

Look at me. Pay attention.

This is very important. There are

two things you must not do with Skinner.

Right? One:

Do not look at

the horrendous scar on his neck.

Two:

Don't talk to him.

- Understand? Not a word.

- Right.

[ Hinges Creaking ]

Aaah!

Look at the size

of that scar!

No bloody wonder

you can't talk, mate!

[ Wheezing ]

Excuse me just a minute, would you?

[ Punching Sound, Falling Sound ]

Gol. Bloody gruesome line

of work you're in, Skinner.

The sight of all these deceased

creatures gives me a shrinky winky.

[ Clearing Throat ]

Much obliged, sunshine.

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