100 Bloody Acres Page #3

- Alright.

- Serious, man.

Staying in the world

that changes you.

But, it's not - it's not

all about the p*ssy.

It's about meeting new people,

sharing ideas.

You are a real citizen of the world

with your shaved balls.

Our spot is rather pretty good, huh?

So... you and Soph...

- Yeah, we're doing okay

- You've had a good run.

Yeah, that's great.

No Seven Year Itch, there?

You need to shave your

balls for that as well?

Yeah, I can recommend a balm.

I, uh...

Check this out, yeah?

Jeeze, man.

You mean business.

Gonna pop the question

tonight when John Butler is on.

Yeah, she loves the guy,

don't ask me why.

That's about the

gayest thing I ever heard.

Oh, Jesus, oh!

Jesus, f*** !

Hey, hey!

Hey, mate, mate, you alright?

Oh, sh*t, man, you're

completely f***ed up.

Well, he's f***ing dead!

So, is there a special lady

in Reg Morgan's life?

Ah, well, it's me Auntie Nance.

Oh, you mean like a...

Yeah, you know.

Yes, I do have a...

There is a, uh - uh,

a lady friend, actually.

Nice, what's her name?

Rebecca.

Becs, called her Becs.

Local girl?

No, she's a...

she's a... a slicker.

A bit like you, eh?

Hey, hey, turn it up.

- You like Slim?

- I love him.

Dad used to play this all the time.

I love having beer with Duncan

I love having beer with Dunc

Me drink in moderation

Well, maybe he'll just drop us off.

He doesn't know

that we have found it.

Are you kidding?

One mangled corpse

and three new victims.

This sh*t happens, man.

It happens all the time.

I mean, I don't know

what the statistics are.

It's up in my head, but... f***!

You go out into the bush

and you run every risk

of bumping into one of

these psycho hillbilly fucks !

First of all they, have

a little fun with you,

then they tie you up,

watch you squirm.

Then they start sticking

pencils up your arse

and setting fire to your cock!

Hey, we need to get him to pull over.

And it won't really matter

if the beer was flat

See, I'm a country girl at heart.

I love to have

a beer with Reggie

Cause Reggie's me mate.

Hey, you know what?

Maybe them bags can wait.

I'll just take you straight

to your festival thingy, huh?

Really?

That would be great.

Christ, here we go.

Hah!

Maybe we should pull over,

and give them some air.

Yeah, yup.

Alright, they win.

Let's pull over, and

see what they want.

Well, they can hold on a bit, eh?

Come on.

For your cousin country.

Well, just a quick breather, then.

Wait here, eh?

Sure, I'll keep an

ear out for the ad.

Hi, fellas.

Yes, it is a little pongy, isn't it?

Who is he talking to?

Hey mate, I just remembered

I've got this allergy

to marsupial furs.

I'm breaking out in a rash.

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