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Did you heat up the pan?

- No, no, no, no, no!

- I knew this was a fuking stupid idea,

why didn't I buy f***ing meal, like,

you could take out...

What?

The oil first! Add the oil first!

What does it matter?

And you've got to dice the onion smaller!

Alex...No!

- What?

- You're going to burn yourself!

You always add salt to the onion!

I've seen you do it!

Yeah, but you're going to burn yourself

like that.

No, I haven't turned the stove on yet.

Turn it on!

And rinse the onion.

Rinse the oil off the onion.

No! It's already got oil on it!

Dice the onion smaller

and then put only the oil in.

Listen, Alex. Grab an onion.

- Grab an onion.

- I already diced one!

Grab an onion from there!

Which, small or big?

The small one.

Is this one okay?

Okay. Look at the onion and say:

"Onion so small."

Onion so small.

"My boyfriend is sick of it all."

My boyfriend is sick of it all.

"But he's going to help his girl out."

But he's going to help his girl out.

"Because that's what love is all about."

Because that's what love is all about.

Very good. Now, set down the onion.

Do I cut this one, too?

Day 88

Okay, look. These are the freaky pics

of places I think you'd like.

I took this one on the way to Joshua Tree.

Joshua Tree?

Yeah, the desert where I went camping

with Patrick and Lisa.

I don't remember you telling me about camping.

Yeah, when we went with Lisa

to take her photos of the Salton Sea.

Right, but I don't remember the camping part.

Well, you must have forgotten.

I didn't forget.

Well, then I forgot. Who cares.

Yeah, it doesn't matter.

Look, this is actually a camouflaged antenna.

I'll probably use these two in the project.

Google bought this building for their offices.

Day 91

Hello?

Hey you, what's up?

I'm really glad you called.

I'm really glad because your mother

left her panties here

and she needs to come pick them up

because they're going to ferment.

No, no. I can't. I can't.

No, no god damn it, I'm studying.

I'm studying for my boards.

No. So I can get permanent status, jerk.

And not substitute anymore.

I can't, man.

I've got to cover a bunch of subjects

and I'm already behind.

Okay...

Tomorrow? I don't know,

whenever you want.

When? Is Monday good?

Okay, let's make it Monday.

Come by the school and we'll grab lunch.

Sound good?

Yeah, I'm fine. No, man,

I've got a lot going on, but I'm fine.

Really, I'm fine, let me study.

Yes, jerkoff.

Okay, come on.

Bye. Yes. Me, too.

Come on, please let me study...

Day 93

Hey.

Are you there?

Hello?

Hello. How are you?

- Hello?

- Can you hear me?

Fine, fine. I'm doing great.

How about you?

Good, just working.

I can hear you. Go ahead.

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