...First Do No Harm

- "I do solemnly swear... "

- "I do solemnly swear... "

"... that I will be loyal to the

profession of medicine... "

"... that I will be loyal to the

profession of medicine... "

"... and just and generous

to its members,"

"... and just and generous

to its members,"

"... that I will prescribe regimen

for the good of my patients... "

"... that I will prescribe regimen

for the good of my patients... "

"... according to my ability

and my judgement,"

"... according to my ability

and my judgement,"

"and above all else,

first do no harm. "

"and above all else,

first do no harm. "

Yep.

That emperor marched down the street...

...in front of all the people

wearing nothing at all?

Yeah. But then a

little boy whispered...

"But Mother, the emperor

has nothing on!"

But see, the tailors had told him

that they made his clothes...

...out of the most splendid cloth

in all the land...

...and that only stupid people

couldn't see it.

The emperor

couldn't see it...

...but he didn't want anybody

to think he was stupid.

The boy could see the silly emperor

didn't have any clothes on.

- Mm-hmm.

- He believed his own eyes.

Did the boy's mother

believe her own eyes?

Hmm. Well, let's see.

No, she didn't, Mommy.

Hmm.

Why?

Well, he was the emperor.

Dad's home

from his poker game.

Oh. Tell him his dinner's

in the oven.

Mr. Turgen's with him.

Okay, buddy.

You come on, into the beddy.

Into the beddy. Yeah.

How much do I love you?

- More than life itself?

- Don't you forget it.

- I want to kiss Daddy.

- When he comes up to bed.

- I want to kiss Mark.

- Mark's doing his homework.

- I want to kiss Lynn.

- He's all yours.

The little bird...

- ... is coming to say good night...

- No! No!

- ... to the little log.

- No!

- Say good night.

- No little bird kisses!

The little log is gonna give

the little bird good night kisses.

- Dave.

- Here she comes.

Hey, Wally.

How are you?

I got coffee on.

Uhh, no, thanks.

I, I gotta get going.

What's up?

Hey, Mr. Turgen. Sweet truck.

Hi, Mark.

I lost.

You lost.

Yeah, well, the good thing

is who I lost to.

Wally. He's willing

to lease it back to us.

Lease what back to us?

Good one, Dad.

He's raggin'on you, Mom.

If you're joking me,

Dave Reimuller, I'm gonna kill you.

And if you're not joking me,

I'm gonna kill you. I will!

Nah!

- Not till you see what I've won.

- Oh, man!

She's yours. Come on.

- Oh, no. Uh-uh.

- Mom!

Oh, honey, do you have any idea how much

a horse like that is worth?

- Wow! - Nothing to me.

She injured a foot as a two-year-old.

She'll never make

a field hunter.

- You could still ride her.

- Mom, please!

As deputy sheriff

and town councilman...

...I order you to take her.

Hey, there, cowpokes!

I'm gonna ride him first!

- Hey!

- Hey, what are you doing outta bed?

Well, you can't sleep now.

Okay, big fella, mount up.

- I'm going to call him "Schwartz".

- Schwartz?

What kind of name

is Schwartz?

I'm sure she already

has a name, Robbie.

Mrs. Schwartz is Robbie's favorite

preschool teacher. Right, honey?

Schwartz likes me.

I guess you can't fight

City Hall, you know?

No, you can't.

- Mr. Turgen gave us this.

- Ohh.

It was taken

at the Vilas County Fair.

I just don't feel right

about taking her.

Well, Wally wanted you to have her.

That's how come he put her in the pot.

How'd you know you'd win?

I always win.

That's why they call me "Lucky Dave".

How much have we got?

Oh, about $600

less than we need.

Great. I'll be taking

my grandchildren to Hawaii.

Why would Wally

want to give me his horse?

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