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- Yeah. Yeah?

Like, funny "ha-ha"

or funny "strange"?

- (CHUCKLES)

- What?

I mean, do you have a preference?

'Cause I could go either way.

Party like f***!

(RHYTHMIC BANGING)

(BANGING CONTINUES)

Yeah!

(LAUGHS)

Whoo!

Time to throw out the trash!

It's about to get

real cold in here!

Here we go!

(WOMEN SCREAMING)

The ground shakes,

things fall apart

Yeah.

Yeah, basically...

(LAUGHTER)

(BOTH CONVERSING INDISTINCTLY)

Ohh!

(SHOUTING IN JAPANESE)

Craig f***ing bit her!

(SHOUTING IN JAPANESE)

Wait! Wait! Wait! No! No!

(GLASS SHATTERING)

(LAUGHTER)

What's up, Allison?

You got all sexy since last year.

Are you working out?

I...

pace a lot.

I can see you got a hot body,

even though you cover it up.

It's called clothing.

Why don't we remove some of it?

If only you had opposable thumbs.

(LAUGHS)

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

(LAUGHTER)

I'm sorry.

Ah, my girlfriend dared me.

She's a b*tch!

You look crazed.

Yeah. Have you seen her?

I'm not exactly looking.

No offense.

(SIGHS)

Well, she was just here.

She was just...

Hey, do-do you think

people ever get what they deserve?

Well, if they do, Allison...

if they do, you're gonna be a

very happy person someday,

okay?

(SIGHS)

Every once in a while, you

say something awesome.

Mm, every once in a while, yeah.

Thank you. Tell Jill that, please.

Can you remind her?

- Oh, my God.

- Okay.

It's on. Yeah!

(GRUNTING)

F-f-f***ing savages, right?

I've come to a conclusion.

Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait.

Hold on. Hold on.

"Conclusion" means the

end of something...

No, no, no, no.

No.

I have a surprise for you.

A surprise?

I like surprises.

Oh, you like surprises?

Well, meet me upstairs

in ten minutes,

and I'll give it to you.

Where? I...

Better pay attention...

Teddy.

Okay, I can do that.

Sorry. Watch it.

I just scored my

number one draft pick.

- What the hell does that mean?

- Melanie Tremblay, she just...

she asked me to, like, go upstairs.

She says she has a surprise for me.

She's probably crawling

out a window right now.

Oh, wow! Huh! You're gonna

grow old with a lot of cats.

Okay, f*** you, Teddy.

You don't even know me.

Please, can we have a moment?

- Yeah, how goes Good Jill Hunting?

- Can you please do me a favor?

If you see her anywhere,

you have to tell me.

Yeah, do you know what? I'm gonna...

I'll text you, but, please, dude, just...

(PEOPLE CHEERING)

What was that?

Don't, Kyle.

Shut up.

Rad.

(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

Oh, sh*t. Kyle.

Kyle.

Kyle.

F***, Bonnie!

What?

What's your problem?

(GASPS)

(FOOTSTEPS RECEDING)

(UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

Jill?

(METALLIC CLATTERING)

(WOMAN YELLS)

I got it!

(GRUNTS)

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