(hashtag)Horror Page #5

following a nervous breakdown

that lead him to commit

6 murders in his own home.

Jamieson's body was never found.

So? My mom's having a nervous

breakdown like everyday.

You think she's gonna kill us?

Come on, let's stop talking

about this sh*t

and get back to taking pictures.

I want the coolest picture

ever of me and my besties.

Cat, come on.

Fine.

Cheese.

Oh, my God, I'm falling,

I'm falling.

Cat, that's so mean.

What's wrong with you?

You, Sophia.

You're such a hypocrite.

I hate girls like you.

It's all an act, Sophia.

That's what you do,

you act nice.

But you aren't really.

Will you stop being such a

freak? This is her house.

It takes a lot more than that

to scare me.

Oh, such a badass.

Anyway,what do you think?

You look like

a sausage in that.

A fat little sausage

from the Stanford Mall.

Cat, you're so mean.

No, I'm not.

It's funny and you laughed.

So nothing is mean if you laugh,

and you laughed.

If you didn't laugh,

then you can say I was mean.

That's the rule.

Whatever.

You should try this on instead.

It's... very sexy.

I'd totally make out

with you on the lot.

What? Who's making out

with who?

I don't know, Tats.

His last collection

was just so sexless.

I'm gonna go to Paris anyways.

Hold on a sec.

Girls, I have to run out

for an hour

so, you know, I wish I could

stay and help you

with your photo shoot.

You seem to be doing a foolish

job without me.

I'll pick up pizza on the way

home, okay? Extra cheese?

Mom, can you just pick up

some Skinny Pop instead?

We're on a diet. No carbs,

no gluten, no dairy.

Dairy makes everyone

have halitosis.

Ew, no way.

Tats, does dairy

give you bad breath?

Only, if you're

lactose intolerant, I think.

Oh, you guys look so beautiful.

Stunning.

Send me some of the photos you're

taking, I want to put it in my album...

Mom, this is just embarrassing.

- Why?

- They're already on here.

Okay, sorry,

I don't know these things.

- Well, you should.

- I miss dressing up.

Old days of all

the excitement of getting ready.

Just remember, girls,

getting ready is the best part.

It's more fun than any party

you'll ever gonna go to.

Enjoy yourselves now

while you're young.

Doesn't last long.

I have a surprise for you.

Ready?

Ta-da!

Oh, my God,

this one looks so good.

Play nice.

Guys, guys, please.

This is huge.

Sh*t.

- Oh, my God! This is amazing!

- Guys!

Just a second. I'm married.

How are we gonna get

one of these diamonds?

Almost.

Almost, guys, almost.

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