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You have a big day tomorrow.
Sleep tight.
As we're nearing
the end of our broadcast,
I'd like to leave you
with this message...
Speak, and the Lord will listen.
Open your heart
and pray to the Lord,
and He will answer your prayers.
You're listening
to G OD Radio, 91.6 FM.
Good night, and God Bless.
May I? It's very windy
in your stairwell.
I think I'm getting bronchitis again.
Please come in.
Can I get you something warm?
Yeah, a 12-ounce, medium-rare
steak with chips and salad.
Or a tea.
I have Earl Grey,
peach, chamomile...
Whichever, as long as it's hot.
- Hey!
- Sorry.
Are you an angel?
No. I'm a giant talking pigeon.
Is there a God?
Is there a God?
Are you one of those atheist,
nihilistic, good-for-nothing,
left-wing Communists?
God, no!
I was just very curious about Him.
Is He tall?
I had a vision once...
Tea first, visions later.
I'm dying here.
Ron? Hi. It's me.
It's really early.
I guess you're sleeping.
I'm not.
Call me.
Bye.
Message deleted.
And there are
no poor people in heaven?
Poor people?
Everyone in heaven has a limo.
All sorts of people.
Especially foreigners without visas.
And the houses?
How do the houses look?
Have you ever been
to the Sunshine Coast?
No.
Well, you must.
It's something else.
And heaven?
Exactly like the Sunshine Coast.
To be honest,
that's a bit disappointing.
That's because
you've never been there.
And the people?
Are they lonely?
It's a real shame
you don't have doughnuts.
The cookies aren't tasty?
Tasty?
Tasty?
It's not a matter of taste.
It's a matter of volume.
Do you want me
to go get doughnuts?
No, I wouldn't
want to impose. I'll go.
Would you happen to have 5 bucks?
Maybe 10.
I'll get cigarettes, too.
And you'll be right back?
- So help me God.
- When will you be back?
In a while.
I have some errands to run.
Good deeds and such?
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Next time you try
to pull off something like this,
I'll see to it that you get fired.
Come on, Sammy.
The man was blind.
How could I take his TV?
F*** him! He's blind!
He doesn't need a TV.
Okay, man. My mistake.
Lenny, if you want
to be a professional...
Okay, I got it.
- You know what your problem is?
- Hi, Lenny.
Who the f*** are you?
It's my brother.
You said he could come
try out with us today.
- Hi. I'm Dave.
- Did I say that?
Now, where does this loser live?
I hope
it's not someone we know.
Hey, do you know
Do you have a light?
- And a cigarette?
- Huh?
Give me a cigarette,
and I'll tell you where he lives.
And if I didn't have cigarettes,
you wouldn't tell me?
Wow, you're the sharpest tool
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