$50K and a Call Girl: A Love Story Page #4
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- 2014
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Please don't bring
a prostitute on this trip.
- Why not?
- Because it's just nasty.
Baby, he's joking.
- No, no...
- ... He is?
- ... No, Seth, I'm not joking.
If you guys are going together,
then I'm going
to bring a f***ing call girl.
- Please don't!
- Why?
They're just like
"Fall in love
and get married."
Okay, no,
that one I was kidding about.
Like, obviously... I'm not...
I'm dying in a f***ing month!
Yeah, I'm gonna get married
and start a 401k
and have some grandkids.
Maybe even settle down,
Midwest.
I didn't have any more
space to fill on that thing.
Baby.
- What?
Please, please,
be nicer to him.
I am trying, but, ugh!
A prostitute?
"yeah,
I think it's a good idea."
It's so annoying.
- All rules are off.
- All rules are off? All
rules are off, he's dying.
To put something on the
bucket list, it's McGriddles.
If you can grab maybe four of
those and some hash browns,
it would be awesome.
They're not-I mean,
I would have to do it
after work.
So, anyways,
Seth is coming, who you met.
His fiancee, Lauren is coming,
and the reason why I brought
you here is I was wondering
if you would want to go too?
On the road trip?
- Yes.
- With you guys?
- With all of us.
And maybe a couple
of camera crew guys.
They're gonna shoot
a documentary
the last three days
of my life, whatever.
What's in it for me?
- Uh... I don't know, five grand?
- Ten grand.
I pull, like, two grand a week.
You're gonna be
taking me away from that.
Look, I'll tell you this.
I'll give you five grand now,
and when I die you get my car.
- Your car?
- Yes.
What kind of car is it?
Jesus, it's, uh,
2002 Chevy Tahoe.
It's got a
Spanish-language GPS in it.
You're gonna be... that's just
you, you're gonna have it.
If... I did this, which I'm not
saying I'm going to...
...there would have to be
rules.
Like a hooker handbook?
Yeah, like a hooker handbook.
You haven't seen Pretty Woman?
Please.
Tell me you've seen
Pretty Woman
and don't be an a**hole.
- I've seen Pretty Woman.
- Okay, so you know.
Rule number one:
No kissing on the lips.
If you want to kiss anywhere
else, that's your deal.
And number two:
I get paid up front.
All right, fine. If you
have rules, I have rules.
Oh, yeah,
like what?
Like... no talking about death
or dying or disease
or anything like that.
I already know what's
in store for me,
okay?
Um, I'm gonna lose my vision,
pretend I'm drunk.
I'm going to... lose my balance,
pretend I'm drunk.
I'm gonna vomit, like a lot.
- Pretend you're drunk, okay.
- Exactly.
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