Zombiology: Enjoy Yourself Tonight Page #2

Like Mulder from X-Files.

That's all you had to say.

Let's talk about your love life.

Do you have a girlfriend?

I don't want to answer that.

I'm telling you,

Shuen is my idol.

I'd like her to kick me...

What are your dreams?

Don't mock me.

My dream is to save the world.

To have the person I love

share my muscles with me.

You know,

I'm a man

who's worked hard on building his muscles.

If those muscles

were only seen in the shower

by myself,

that is pointless.

Are you free tonight?

Cut!

It's cool and breezy up here.

I have a cabin

with a private garden.

When it rains,

I even get a personal pool.

I live here.

But I also want to live in your heart.

Do we work out often?

Lone doesn't work out much.

Every day,

he does only one sit-up,

when he gets out of bed.

What a bum.

Yit.

Promise me.

Don't fall in love with me.

I'm no good for you.

Have you ever seen

a man with a six-pack

having just one girlfriend?

That'll never happen.

I like her.

- You like her?

- Yeah.

We have a saying in Cantonese opera history:

Wearing a broken costume

is better than wearing the wrong one.

There are rules that must not be offended.

This one, for example,

has four flags on its back.

Which is called the "Dai Kow".

Then what's this stuff?

That wand is

an heirloom of the Yip family.

It's the Demon Fighting Wand.

A Demon Fighting Wand.

- Wait, kid!

- Is the staff that powerful?

Put that down!

A Demon Fighting Wand.

Kid!

You can't touch that.

Chan Chi-wah!

Apologize for what you did.

I'm sorry.

Let's shake hands and make peace.

Be careful next time.

Accidents happen

when you bump into people like that.

Go. To. Hell.

We're in rush. Let's go.

This isn't the way to go.

You prick!

You should've pummeled him.

Why don't you pummel him?

He's gone. Next time.

Screw you, man.

Lone,

where are you taking that stuff?

We're moving out tomorrow,

so I want to find a storage

for the props we made.

Just throw all these trash away.

Say...

have you found a new place?

Don't worry. I have a six-pack.

I'll definitely have somewhere to live.

Did I ask you?

I'm asking you.

Auntie Shan,

I have only a one-pack,

but I've learned a lot from you.

I've picked up a bit of talent.

If I can't sell my beauty, I'll sell my talent.

Trust me,

I'll take care of you.

I trust you...

to screw up!

- The Gam

- Brothers!

Double Dragons of Heaven and Earth.

Hey

Hey!

See ya.

You guys went from

Academy of Performing Arts to do some...

community performances?

That's nuts! We don't do that anymore.

- See ya.

- Mascot?

No, we don't do that.

See ya.

Miss Yip,

I have an admiration for artists.

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