Young Ones Page #2

It is the reason we have

all stayed behind in this

god-forsaken land.

It's not hope, it's

certainty, and when that day

comes, you are going

to need this equipment.

It will never be cheaper,

and when the rains come, it

will make you the kings and

queens you know you are.

Fortune favors the bold,

ladies and gentlemen.

Fortune favors the bold.

Ladies and gentlemen, the

item for sale today, this

beautiful machine, it's

the simulit shadow.

Look at that, in very good working

order, ladies and gentlemen.

Beautiful suspension

on this machine.

What can you give me for

this beautiful machine

ladies and gentlemen?

One or two hundred?

Start the bidding

at three hard.

How about a number three?

I got a three from 26.

Can you give me a three

split, a three split, can

you give me a three split I

got a three split from 24.

Gimme a four, four,

can you give me four?

Are you able to...

26, 26, four from 26.

Give me four split from 24.

Five, can you give me five? Five, can you

give me five? Five, can you give me five?

I got a five from 24.

24 is gonna be a five.

Can you give me a six?

I got a six!

Can you give me

seven, I got seven!

Are you able to beat, able

to beat, able to beat seven?

Can you give me, seven, seven

split? Can you give me seven split?

I got a seven

from 24, are you

I got a 7 split from 26.

For the first time, for the

second time, gone to number

That's quite an upgrade

from that donkey.

Guess you can keep that

supply detail, Ernest.

Thank you flemmon.

...a beautiful

semia autoseeder.

These steel giants are the last

of the...

You know what debt is?

Yeah.

I just got more of it.

This is the last of it.

Is it worth it?

It has to be.

Yeah.

Ready to show momma?

Just don't tell

her what it cost.

Look at what your

son brought you.

Is that Robbie?

That's Robbie.

Using that baby

to get handouts.

Vultures.

Yo!

Ernest!

Ernest!

Hey it's me, it's Robbie!

Special occasion, Ernest?

My well finally ran dry.

Condolences.

Pray for rain.

Pray for rain.

Stop!

Water for the baby!

Stop!

It's alright, baby.

Come here.

You could adopt

us both, Ernest.

I'd take you if I

could feed you, sooz.

Robbie thinks we

should sell the baby.

Tastes like lemons,

but smells like sh*t.

What's that, Robbie?

He says your sister tastes like

lemons, but smells like sh*t.

And that's a shh...

Who said that?

Uh, your sister's boyfriend.

Hey, Robbie, you need

to take your baby to see

Dr. coles, okay?

Tell him I'll pay

for it when I can.

Gotcha.

Look, I don't want you

bringing sooz and the baby

out here, using

them as bait.

Okay?

And no bullshit about

selling that baby.

You need water,

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