Yes Man Page #5

so you can't call 'Triple A'

when you run out of gas?

You know what?

That sounds like a f***ing great idea!

Why not take a late night stroll

through the hills and get killed by the Manson family?

Don't mind if I do!

Come on, man.

Credit.

Click yes or no.

My only f***ing option

Would you like to carry a 20 lb

container of gas up a giant hill to your car?

Oh, could I? Could I really?

That's a good look.

Oh, hi.

Did you just take my picture?

- Maybe.

Did you just run out of gas?

- Maybe.

That sucks.

That happened to me last week.

When you were driving rediculously far

out of your way to drop off a homeless guy

who wore out your phone battery

so you couldn't call 'Triple A'

Uh, no. I take it that's what happened to you.

- No.

Why do you assume that?

He used up your phone?

- Yes

Apparently he was the most

popular homeless man on the planet.

He was staying connected.

It was good to see.

I'm just glad that I could be a part of it

- That must feel good.

Oh, truly. And I'm geting

some excersize, which is cool.

Well, do you need a ride?

- On that thing?

Am I going too fast for you?

- No, In fact I think you should go faster.

That way if we crash at least I'll die..

I don't want to be kept alive artificially.

What are you doing?

I'm taking a picture. Smile.

I can't see. I'm blind.

- Me too. Isn't it great?

Yes, that's getting it good.

Thanks again for the ride.

- No, problem.

Hopefully the color

will return to your face sometime soon.

I'm more of a four wheel kind of guy.

- Really?

I never would have guessed that.

You seem so at ease on two.

Can I have my helmet back now?

I'm still wearing it aren't I?

Thanks.

Are you okay?

- Yeah, I'm good.

Unless you want to stick around and make out?

- What?

What did you say?

Hey, I ...

Have a good night.

Nice.

"Yes" always leads to something good.

Hello

Carl, it's your buddy, Norman .

And your boss,

but more your buddy than your boss right?

I guess.

So, we're kind of short on Sat staff.

Is there any way you could come in?

Sure. Nothing I like better than

the inside of a bank on a beautiful Saturday.

Yeah, there really is

something magical about this place.

Would I like to increase the size of my penis?

Right.

Like I need that.

Persian-wife finder

Hi. I am Faranoosh

Would you be the man for me?

I guess so.

Excuse me.

I'd like to apply for a small business loan.

- And what is your business?

I bake cakes in the shape of

different celebrities' faces.

Wow, Mickey Rourke.

- No, it's Bono.

Yeah, right.

Let's hope it doesn't taste like Mickey Rourke.

So what do you think?

I think yes

Accepted.

Interesting. Cakes, huh?

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