Yes Man Page #14

Hello?

Nice shot.

What do you know about that?

- Pretty sexy.

So, what do we do just....

Pull.

I got it! I got it!

Can I do it again?

What's wrong?

Twenty bucks OK kills 'em

Hey, Pete. Mind putting that on a coaster?

What, do you live here now?

Yeah, I asked Carl and he had to say 'yes'.

Hey, is that Carl?

- Wait a second.

He's there in Nebraska.

- Wow!

This is the interesting part,

because if you don't take the heads off properly,

then everything gets mixed into the batch

Someone gets a beak in their bucket

or a mouthfull of tendons.

and you've got a lawsuit on your hands.

We got a fainter down in head removal.

I can't believe I tripped like that.

Huh, it seemed like you fainted.

- No, I told you my foot caught a nail.

Oh, okay.

I thought it was all the chicken beaks in the bucket.

- Don't. Please.

Oh God, it starting to rain.

I'll protect you. Come on.

Hurry. There's no time to lose.

We have to find shelter.

Come on.

Get in here.

It's okay. I got you..

Are you okay?

Are you hurt?

What?

I do not know.

I think I love you.

Really?

I known that I like you for a while,

but now I have decided

that I love you.

Do you love me?

- Definitely.

I love you like

I can't believe it.

It's kind of ridiculous.

I've been thinking and I know

it's crazy, especially for me,

but maybe when we get back

we should move in together.

Wow? Really, you think of that?

What do you think?

- What do I think?

Yeah.

- Oh God, you paused.

No, I didn't pause.

- You paused.

No no no I didn't pause. It's just a big step.

- It was a stupid idea. I shouldn't have said anything

It is too soon.

- No, no, stop. Come on, what are you talking about?

Here, ask me again.

Do you wan...

- Yes!

Did I pause there? I could probably

knock a couple milliseconds off that.

Where are you traveling today?

- Los Angeles.

I'll just be one minute.

We should do this every weekend.

We could see the whole world.

I'm in.

Are you okay?

- Yeah, I'm good.

Sir, you mind coming with us please?

I'm sorry?

We just want to ask you a few questions.

You are hilarious.

Aww, that's great.

Are you in on this too?

You guys really had me going there.

There is a crazy man in the terminal.

Red alert!

Good job.

- Let's go funny guy.

Do you hate your country, Mr. Allen?

What?

- Do you hate America?

No, of course not.

- Why are you plotting to attack it?

What? - I think you have the wrong guy.

- I'm sorry, was I speaking to you?

We've been tracking you Mr Allen. We know

who you are. We know what you are planning.

This is insane.

Do you think I'm a terrorist?

Why did you purchase

these plane tickets at the last minute?

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