Wishful Drinking Page #3
MISS TAYLOR WAS:
FOLLOWING:
IN A PLANE CRASH.
AND THE FOLLOWING
MORNING:
ELIZABETH WAS:
A WIDOW.
WELL, YOU KNOW,
TO ELIZABETH'S SIDE,
( laughter )
WITH HIS HANDKERCHIEF.
HE CONSOLED HER:
WITH FLOWERS.
AND ULTIMATELY:
HE CONSOLED HER:
WITH HIS PENIS.
THIS MADE MARRIAGE
WITHIN THE WEEK.
Newscaster:
DEBBIE REYNOLDS WEN INTO COUR AND IN FIVE MINUTES HAD
SHOWING NO EMOTION,
THE 26-YEAR-OLD TESTIFIED
IT WASN'T LONG AFTERWARD
RECENTLY MY DAUGHTER
BILLIE--
SHE'S ACTUALLY
SHE HAD A FLIRTATION
WITH MIKE TODD:
AND ELIZABETH'S GRANDSON.
YOU KNOW,
THEY WERE TRYING
FIT TOGETHER, RIGHT,
NOW WHEN I THINK,
BLACKBOARD.
IF I CAN HAVE:
A STICK.
THAT WAY:
I COULD POIN TO THE VARIOUS PEOPLE
ON THE BLACKBOARD AND--
WHEN YOU PRAY.
THIS IS GARRET--
MY SPIRITUAL ADVISOR
AND GYNECOLOGIST.
THANK YOU.
SO WELCOME, CLASS,
TO HOLLYWOOD 101.
THEY WERE KNOWN:
AS AMERICA'S
SWEETHEARTS.
THAT ARE YOUNGER,
THINK OF EDDIE:
AS BRAD PITT,
DEBBIE AS:
JENNIFER ANISTON
AND ELIZABETH:
AS ANGELINA JOLIE.
DOES THAT HELP?
THAT SHOULD HELP, RIGHT?
ALL RIGHT, SO...
EDDIE CONSOLES ELIZABETH
WITH HIS PENIS.
ELIZABETH TAKES:
A BIG-BUDGET FILM
"CLEOPATRA."
RICHARD BURTON.
WELL, GOODBYE EDDIE,
HELLO RICHARD.
LIKE GANGBUSTERS,
YOU KNOW?
TEMPESTUOUS RELATIONSHIP
OF VIOLET EYES:
AND WELSH ACCENTS
AND DRINKING:
AND DANCING:
AND FUN.
RELATIONSHIP.
SO AFTER A WHILE
AND WHAT HAPPENED?
NO CHEATING.
WHAT?
STORM CLOUDS:
ARE A NEGATIVE.
Woman:
DIVORCE.
- DIVORCE, OKAY.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
- NICOLE.
- WHAT?
- NICOLE.
NICOLE.
OKAY, NICOLE,
BETTER STUDENTS:
HERE A HOLLYWOOD 101--
WE PROVIDE THEM:
WITH A MEDAL.
- OKAY.
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