What Love Is Page #2
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- 2007
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to close the deal,
and it's like flipper
on Prozac.
Have you ever had
a dead-fish f***?
a root canal.
These women think
that just being present
is all it takes
for bedroom artistry.
Maybe that works
for a guy that gets laid
every other leap year,
but for a guy like me,
a dead-fish f***
could have severe ramifications.
I can't believe she pulled
a high-school move like that
and brought a date to your bar.
I know.
That violates
two of the classic "nevers"
in the Geneva convention
of breaking up.
The first of which
is that you never,
under any circumstances, ever
are you supposed to hang out
in your ex's stomping grounds
after you break up!
Never!
It's a big city, right?
Right.
Why does she have to start
hanging out in our bar?
Never used to hang there before.
You're goddamn right.
What, there's not, like,
a million other bars in the city? No.
We don't want her there.
She's not welcome.
Hell, no.
You don't see us hanging out
at the lens crafters.
No.
And that is only second
to the most heinous
of violations
with the fact the two of you
just broke up this morning.
I broke up with her!
You dumped that Sandy-Duncan-
ass-cyclops this morning
and she comes into
our lens crafters on a date?
I mean, isn't there some kind
of statute of limitations
or time variable
or something
that makes
that unconstitutional?
It is f***ing bullshit, Tommy!
F***ing bullshit, Sal!
Will you keep it down?
You're gonna wake Karen.
She'll be down here
with her Frankenstein gear on.
Kenny. Speaking of Frankenstein,
how is your wife?
Sal broke up with Charlotte.
Which one's Charlotte?
The black fellow
that used to perform
with Dean Martin
and Sinatra.
Oh, yeah. She was nice.
You two not see eye to eye?
Does Karen wear that
green mud sh*t on her face?
Yes.
How is it you don't take
one look and get the sh*t
scared out of you?
Are you kidding? That's how
she keeps her skin young.
If that's true, I wish
she'd put some on her ass.
I love my wife, but there should
be some vow in the wedding
which covers ass size
after "I do. "
Like an insurance policy.
Brilliant, ass insurance.
Exactly.
There's more of her
for you to love.
That's easy for you to say.
Sara works out five days a week.
What?
W-what'd I say?
What happened?
Well, apparently...
She'll be working
on her arms this evening
when she carries
those two suitcases
out that door any minute.
What? Say "I swear to god. "
No.
It's true.
Three years, and I come home
to a dear John
and those two suitcases
sitting by the front door.
She's on her way over here.
I have no idea
what I'm gonna do.
Dear John.
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