
What Love Is
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- Year:
- 2007
- 93 min
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Okay.
You taking off?
Yeah.
Mysterious.
All right.
Happy Valentine's day.
Say, hey, my man.
Hey, what's up, tom?
Thanks, tom.
Happy Valentine's day.
What do you mean you're
leaving me? You're not here.
Technically, you can't leave me
until you're here to leave.
Well, hell, yes,
I'm gonna argue semantics, Sara.
It's the least I can do.
I come home on Valentine's day
with two bags ready to go
by the front door
and a dear John telling me
how you need your space?
Come on, what is that?
That is totally unoriginal
and completely devoid
of any real information
that would give me some insight
to why you're doing this.
Hell, yes, I want to know.
I'm asking you, right?
I'm not yelling.
I'm just speaking pointedly
to make my point.
F*ck the neighbors.
It's 2:
00 in the morningon a Saturday night.
F*ck 'em if they don't have
a social life. No, no, no.
Sara, listen, don't leave me.
You can't leave me. I mean,
I've done everything
I know how to do.
of my heart and soul.
I've given more of myself to you
than I've ever given
anybody else.
After three years,
you're gonna walk out.
like that
and not even tell me why?
Yeah, yeah,
I'm gonna be here.
I invited half the bar over
to help us
celebrate Valentine's day,
remember?
Okay, all right.
Well, then I'll see you
when you get here.
Bye.
F*ck.
Christ, Tommy, you left about
five minutes too soon.
Seriously, five minutes.
Unbelievable.
Where are the girls?
What?
Didn't you invite chicks?
That's not what this
is supposed to be about.
Oh, Christ, Tommy.
Thank god I did, huh?
What?
Yeah, broads, skirts.
I got a gang of girls
coming over in 15 minutes,
so be prepared.
No, you don't understand.
No, you don't understand.
After what happened,
I'm not gonna
sit around here with guys sword
fighting on Valentine's day.
I need chicks,
and I need 'em now.
Why? What happened?
Oh, you remember Charlotte,
right?
Charlotte?
The dancer. With the thing.
What thing?
The fucked-up Peter Falk eye.
Oh, yeah, sure, she was nice.
I threw her out.
You threw her out. Why?
It got embarrassing taking
her out, showing her around,
always that eye
looming out at you.
I'm telling you, that thing
had a mind of its own.
Anyways, it made me
feel self-conscious.
Something made you
feel self-conscious?
You believe that?
Chocolates, you shouldn't have.
Anyway,
you cannot be with someone
you're ashamed to be seen with.
It's not practical.
You spend so much time
going to places
that you never go,
trying not to run into people
that you do know.
It doesn't make any sense.
Besides, she wasn't exactly
sending rockets to the moon.
What'd she say?
She informed me
that the world
She said "evolve"?
Evolve.
You didn't redeem yourself
by telling her
your theory of revolution?
No, I just cut her off.
You cut her off.
She was starting
to get too clingy.
Who you trying to convince?
You know how they get
with "honey this,"
and "honey that. " I thought
I was turning into a bee.
I cut her off this morning
on the phone.
On the phone?
On the phone.
How'd she take it?
What'd she say?
Don't know.
I asked if she'd met tone,
she said no.
You know the rest. Click.
That's horrible, Sal. I thought
you said this girl was nice.
My dog's nice. You don't
If you did,
I wouldn't tell anybody.
Butch ain't the spitting image
of Columbo.
True. Give me a beer.
Anyway, so that was today.
Tonight, knowing
I'm gonna be at the bar,
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