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I'm not a god damn 12- year- old.

So stop acting like one.

If you do this one more time

I have to bring the police back in.

Call the police.

I'll tell them

you're holding me against my will.

Ed you made the choice

to come here.

No, we made the choice.

I'm sorry. Ed.

Get out.

Get out.

Everybody out.

Take your towels.

Okay guys, partner up.

Here Sam, you can be with me.

So guys today we're going to review

CPR and Sam...

...here is going to help me

with the demonstration.

Can you lie down?

Guys c'mon, take this seriously.

If you don't do this perfectly

by the end of the course...

...I can't pass you.

Thanks Sam.

So, first things first.

Look, listen and feel.

Which means you're checking

for breathing and a pulse.

And where is the best place

to do that?

Yeah, Rob?

Just below her b..b.

Yeah, funny Rob.

I hope you never have

to save anybody.

Seriously guys where?

The wrist.

Yeah, and the better place

to check for a pulse?

The neck?

Yeah, that's right.

Just below the jaw line.

Right there.

So then you listen for breathing.

Look for the rising of the chest.

Guys, come on.

You're going to have

to rescue people...

...of the opposite sex too.

So then next you make sure

the airway is clear.

You do that by tilting the

head back and checking.

So, once you've come to the

conclusion that your victim...

...is not breathing,

you commence mouth to mouth.

Two breaths.

It looks like Sam wants it

really badly.

Guys. Come on.

Guys, class is over.

Yeah.

He jumps into cars all the time.

It's a nightmare.

- What are you doing here?

Pardon me?

Hey Sam.

Sam, you're going to

get yourself sick.

It's fine. Leave it.

Is she this stubborn with you?

Only when it comes to front crawl.

What's happening with your

front crawl?

Nothing. It's fine.

Sam?

Sorry is he eventually going to.

Sorry.

Come one Ed?

Ed, get out of the car.

Ed, come on. No.

Ed!

Please.

Can I grab your keys?

- Yeah, here.

Thank you.

Ed!

Out.

You're a little p..k

you know that?

Stop.

Come on.

Thanks again.

- Yeah.

And I'll make sure

Sam works on her front crawl.

It's fine.

I should probably get to work.

You work here?

Yeah.

It's not my choice

my mom is making me.

Sam.

Look I'm really sorry

about class today.

Yes.

Just don't pick me again.

Okay. I won't.

Can I just ask you

why did you pick him up?

The old guy?

Yeah, Ed.

I didn't.

I was stopped at

a red light...

...and he opened my door

and got in.

Really?

Yeah, he just got in my car

and started yelling directions...

...out of town.

So why did you take him here?

He kept asking me not to.

Hey, who's that spying on us?

That's Judith.

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