Wet Bum
Hey those are my clothes!
Good luck getting home.
Sorry.
Molly, come on.
Zero, one...
Nine, one.
Please, your name?
Sam.
Connecting.
- Hello.
- Hi Mom.
You okay?
Can you come pick me up?
Judith?
Judith, we're here
to clean your apartment.
Judith, can you open the door
please?
Judith?
Judith?
We're going to start
your cleaning now.
Sam.
This is my daughter Sam.
She's going to be cleaning
the apartments.
We're going to get at it then.
Okay?
Do they stay in the room
when I clean?
They can do whatever they want,
this is their home.
It's just weird am I
Sam you're suppose to do whatever
I tell you to do.
Okay?
- Okay.
Almost forgot.
Here.
It's the master key.
I need you to be responsible
with this. Okay?
Yeah.
You Okay?
What happened?
I'll be right back.
Hold the elevator.
Well have you thought about
taking him back there?
Maybe if he gets to see it again
maybe he'll stop trying to go.
but the place is in such bad shape.
would be, more harm then good.
I'm sorry. Sam?
You need something?
There's a dead bird.
Yeah.
Sorry?
A bird flew into Judith's window...
...it's dead on the planter thing.
So clean it up.
Mom, I don't want to touch it.
Put some gloves on
and throw it in the garbage.
Mom.
Samantha, it will take
five seconds.
Okay. Fine.
- No problem.
One, Two, Three...
Four.
Five.
Six.
21, 22, 23...
...34, 35, 36, 37...
...51, 52, 53, 54, 55.
I'm done cleaning is there
anything else you need?
What?
- Sam?
- I'm changing.
- You're not done yet?
- No.
Can I see?
I said I'm changing.
Really mom?
What?
I thought it was cute.
Come on, let me see.
I'm not wearing this.
Nate could you come here
for a second please.
Mom, no.
- What?
- Just come here.
Doesn't she look cute?
Shut up.
I'm not sure I would use
the word cute.
Stop.
I'm not wearing this.
Her who was now but a shadow...
...and a recollection.
Tears streamed from my eyes.
The rain had ceased for a moment...
...and I saw the fish play
in the water...
...as they had
done a few hours before...
...they had then been
observed by Elizabeth.
Nothing is so painful
to the human mind as a great...
...and sudden change.
He wouldn't hang out with us.
It turned out,
I was at his place one time...
...and he had tap shoes,
...tap lessons the whole time.
Sam, want a ride to the pool?
I'll go grab my things.
Meet you in the parking lot?
- Yeah, sure.
What are you doing?
Just getting a ride.
Are you two like best friends now?
I not allowed to talk
to your friends now?
You're not allowed to flirt
with them.
Don't you want a ride?
Anybody?
Guys seriously?
We went over this yesterday.
What do you scan the area for
before you jump in the water...
...to make a save?
Yes.
- No wire?
Electrical wire...
But yes, that's one.
Sam's clothes.
Guys, enough.
Good one.
Fine. Laps.
Come on. Now.
Please?
Hey Sam.
Hey Sam, can I talk to you
for a minute.
Fine.
Here, get in the water.
- Really?
- Yes. Really.
Come on.
Alright, so what is it about
the front crawl?
Is it the breathing?
I know how to do the breathing.
I just don't like it.
You don't like to breathe huh?
You know what I mean.
Well you know you got to be able to
do front crawl to pass this course.
I can swim.
Sam, I'm serious.
Front crawl is the fastest...
...and as a lifeguard you
have to be fast and efficient.
I can go just as fast swimming
underwater.
Wanna make a bet?
Here, if you can beat me...
...to the other end of the pool
swimming underwater.
I will never ask you
But if I win then you have
- Fine.
- Yeah?
Yeah.
Alright.
Here, backs against this edge.
I'll even give you
a head start too.
One, two...
...three.
You cheater.
You're fast.
What are you doing?
Hey man, I was just trying to help
Sam with her front crawl.
Oh, yeah?
That's front crawl?
Sam, don't you have to be
at work soon?
Okay, mom.
I expect you do be doing
front crawl next class.
You didn't win.
Hello?
I'm sorry.
I'm here to clean your room.
I'm not paying for that.
You don't have to, it's included.
Well I didn't ask for it.
I was told to do clean
every room. It's my job.
Sir?
Are you going to let me in?
- No.
Fine.
Well are you actually going to
clean anything?
You're b..m is wet.
I was swimming.
Looks like you peed yourself.
What are you doing?
I'm throwing out your old food.
I didn't tell you to do that.
Well it's old moldy food.
I can throw out my own food.
Do you want to put them back?
Are you trying to be funny?
Not now that it's been
in the garbage.
What is that?
It's vinegar.
That's awful.
hell of a smell.
Yeah.
Don't touch anything!
And don't go in the bedroom.
Okay.
It's recording mom.
It's recording Ed.
Then talk dear.
Hi this is Ed and Isabel.
We're not home right now
After the beep.
Hey dad, it's Greg.
Answer the phone.
Dad, we really need
to talk about the house.
Call me back, please.
Okay, I'll try again later.
There is no one else who can
take you out.
I don't need you spying on me.
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