Weather Girl Page #2

for you.

I'm going to enjoy

an apple martini.

You look like sh*t.

Oh, that's good.

- Thank you.

- No, I'm serious.

You--You look like sh*t.

This is, like,

you look really, really--

This is, like, the worst

I've ever seen you look.

- Okay, is this supposed

to be helping me?

- Syl, I'm your brother,

and I'm really very fond of you,

But I cannot be okay

With you being

this much of a wreck

Over that douche bag

from the morning show.

- Hey, can I have, like,

five minutes here?

I'm kind of upset.

- I'm trying to help.

- Well, you can help

by shutting up.

What's happening here?

- Okay, you know what?

If you want to get all upset

over some stupid dude

Who I never liked,

then go nuts.

- I am well aware

of your opinion, thank you.

- Oh, well, then I guess

I don't have to say,

"I told you so"

Because I already did,

like, 50 times.

I mean, this guy's an idiot,

And my big sister's a wreck

because of him.

It's embarrassing.

- God, you are such an idiot.

Okay, it's not just him.

It's everything.

Two years, we were together.

Okay, two years.

We--We lived together.

We bought furniture together.

We talked about kids' names.

And where am I now?

I--

I'm 35 years old.

I have no job,

no insurance,

No apartment,

$1,500 in a savings account,

A car that I couldn't afford

payments on when I was employed,

And, um, what else don't I have?

Oh, you know what else

I don't have?

I don't have a boyfriend.

- Tell me about

this savings account.

- I don't know what I'm doing.

What I'm going to do?

It's like I'm starting

all over again.

Oh, my God.

I have to start all over again.

Oh, God,

I'm such an idiot.

Why didn't I stick around?

I could have hung around

and gotten a job

Or looked for an apartment

or something.

- Yeah, that's a great idea.

Just hang out and pretend

that you don't know

Dale's doing his cohost,

a much better option.

- I'm just trying

to be rational.

- God, you're so full of sh*t.

Let me just share with you

one of your qualities.

All right?

You couldn't be rational

At the cost of your pride

for anything.

You did just

what you should have done

And also conveniently

what you had to do

Because of your love

of conflict.

- I don't love conflict.

- It's your crack.

Now, shut up.

You're going to stay here.

You're going to get a job,

And everything's

going to be okay, okay?

- You think so?

- Yeah, why not?

- Okay.

- Well, I think we should

cut his balls off.

- Can you say that

any louder?

- Oh, I'm sorry.

Am I embarrassing you?

I was trying to be supportive

of my friend.

- Are you saying I'm not?

- I'm saying that maybe

Making passive-aggressive

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