
Weather Girl
- Da, da - Da, da!
[Slow instrumental music]
- [Sniffling]
- One minute, people.
- I still have to do touch-ups
on Sylvia.
- What are you telling me for?
Where the hell is Sylvia?
- Hi, Iowa.
How now, brown cow.
- Hey, Dale?
- Yeah, yeah.
How's it going, Josh?
- It's okay.
It's okay.
Look, Dale,
Sylvia seems to be M.I.A.
- Well,
that's not very professional.
- No, no, it's not.
- Damn unprofessional,
if you ask me.
- And I agree.
Any idea where she may be?
- Now, how would I know that,
Josh, hmm?
I'm not my weather girl's
keeper, right?
Right?
- Yeah, it's just that
we're on in about 25 seconds,
And I know
you and she are close.
So if you have any idea
where she may be...
- Josh, my personal life
is my business.
Are we clear on that?
[Chuckles]
Are we?
- Sure.
Mary!
- I'm going now.
[Sighs]
Ms. Miller?
Um, Ms. Miller,
everybody's waiting,
And we're on in 20 seconds.
She's not answering.
I don't really--
I got her.
[Indistinct conversation]
- Jesus Christ, Sylvia.
- Not cool, Syl.
Not cool.
- All right, we got her.
- All right, ten seconds.
- Rolling at her.
[Theme music]
- This is Seattle Morning
With Dale Waters,
Sherry Warren,
Sylvia Miller.
- Count it off.
- Five, four...
- three, two...
- [Laughs]
- [Giggles]
- Oh, what a great morning.
- Oh, not too shabby,
Dale.
- Good morning, Seattle.
And good morning to you,
Sherry.
- Good morning to you, Dale.
- You look great this morning,
Sherry.
- Oh, stop it.
You're making me blush.
- No, seriously.
- Oh.
- You look great, seriously.
Doesn't she look great?
- Come on, you.
- Let's say hello
- Mmm.
- Good morning, Sylvia.
- Good morning, Sylvia.
- [Laughs sarcastically]
- Did we lose Sylvia?
- What?
What's going on?
- She's not talking.
- The rain is sure
coming down out there, Sylvia.
How long is it gonna
go on like this?
- Forever, Dale.
This is Seattle.
In case you haven't noticed,
The weather here sucks.
- [Chuckles]
- Well, I think
it's romantic, Dale.
- Go to camera three, please.
- ...A stroll in
the rain with your sweetheart.
- Oh, God, shut up.
Shut up, shut up,
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
We don't call her
for nothing, folks.
Let's go to a commercial.
- Okay.
- You know what, Dale?
Before we do that,
There is something
that I would like to share
With our viewing audience.
- Well, I don't think that's
such a great idea, Sylvia.
- I don't care what you think,
you arrogant prick.
In fact, why don't you just
sit there
And look stupid.
- [Laughs]
- Whatever you do,
do not cut.
Do not cut.
- So this is a little segment
that I like to call
"Behind the scenes
of Seattle Morning."
- Oh, my God.
- Many of you may not know,
But from the moment
Dale Waters
Has been all over me
like a cheap suit.
Day after day,
As I stood in front
of this stupid map
Repeatedly trying
to find new adjectives
To describe the word "Rain"...
- what do I do?
- I've been fighting off
the infantile
of that guy.
That's right, ladies.
He's grabby.
- Go to Dale.
- But you know,
for a plethora of reasons,
I am 35, single,
And, um, yeah,
occasionally lonely,
I gave in to his advances.
And we had several, you know,
What could only be described
as disappointing encounters.
Sorry.
But despite the amateurish sex,
I somehow developed
an attachment
To the walking haircut
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