We Love You Page #3
- R
- Year:
- 2016
- 77 min
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How cute is that? Pound it.
This is the essence of bro.
It's eau de bro.
It... is that gross? You're right. I
wouldn't want that on my body either.
Beautiful,
beautiful work, boys.
Tight is gonna flip a biscuit
when they hear about this.
Thank you.
Great.
How was your reaction
to the smell?
Oh, it was great. It was just,
you know, pure animal attraction.
and I had to, you know,
get them away.
When was the last time
you ejaculated inside of a woman?
Excuse me?
No, no.
Noah here
is a serial monogamist.
He's only had sex
with himself.
- Or a girl.
- In his dreams.
I swear to God
I've had sex.
It's okay.
I know what it is
to be celibate.
I...
That's the thing, though.
I'm not celibate.
- Shh, shh.
- I'm really not.
I have a long and very
turbulent sexual history,
to the point where, honestly,
doing the sticky-stuckus
I prefer the intensity
of a good dream.
- Oh.
- Especially a sticky one.
I've trained my mind
to control them.
The ecstasy of a lucid
midnight emission,
ooh, incomparable.
I will partner with you
and show you how.
Oh, I'm...
- Take me up on it.
- I think I'm okay.
- I will show you.
- Okay.
I think he has
the hots for you.
I don't know about that.
Listen, me and Jess are about
to go out for some drinks.
You want to come?
Uh, no.
You guys go have fun.
I think
I'm gonna just stay here
and wallow
in my self-loathing.
All right, good.
Get some practice in, all right?
Thank you.
Love you.
Bye.
Oh, dude,
you smell horrible.
We all smell horrible.
That's Tight.
Go.
Have a good night.
Ooh, he's not wrong.
Well, the promo party's
an epic disaster,
on top of which I've designed
the world's worst-smelling
body spray,
and it's just my luck, while
destroying my monstrosity,
that's when I met Callie.
Damn, what did those bottles
ever do to you?
Could the concept be douchier?
Uh...
Kind of hard to believe
that someone actually made this.
Yeah, well, someone did.
And that someone is you?
That someone is me.
Do you mind if I take
a picture of you?
- Uh...
- With this?
I... um...
Okay.
Take your glasses off.
You're handsome.
Embrace it.
You should wear contacts.
Ready?
Sadder.
Sadder.
Perfect.
Well, I hope to see
more of your work someday.
Yeah?
Hey, I'm Noah.
I'm Callie.
Callie.
Could I get your...
e-mail or something?
No, I have a better idea.
This party's amazing!
I'm so excited!
Wow.
Secret party.
What?
I like this one of you.
I have a visible erection.
- Really?
- No.
Oh, then I'm not interested.
Oh.
I like you.
Why?
You keep it low-key.
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