Watermelon Man Page #2
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- Year:
- 1970
- 100 min
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but i must get back
to my desk.
$1 if you walk fast
and stop short.
$2 if you trot.
$5 if you run.
and $10 if you're
really a blonde.
[snickering]
gerber! in here.
yes, sir, mr. townsend.
and $50 if you're a fella.
ah!
the top of the morning
to you, mr. townsend.
how are you?
gerber, sit down
and stop being so damn happy.
it's depressing.
yes, sir.
gerber, i am not
going to mince words.
you have turned in
a very disappointing month.
well, i must say
i agree with you.
but considering
the time of year--
look, i'm just pointing out
it's a subproductive month.
i'm not asking why.
it's income tax time.
though people die,
they seldom buy.
gerber, look, i may as well
come right out and say this.
it's time somebody told you--
i've got bad breath.
bad breath.
you got something
much worse than that.
offensive perspiration,
midriff bulge, uh,
dingy dentures,
asiatic crud.
there, that's exactly
that kind of a remark.
you, gerber, are a smart ass.
a number one,
king-size smart ass!
i'm the best salesman
in this office.
you were.
but your rate of new policies
is dropping.
here, i've been going about
particularly trying
to sell policies
only to younger men
who can live longer,
and pay premiums longer,
and you don't appreciate it.
anybody can sell a policy
to a 90-year-old man
with a cough
and the shingles.
listen to me, gerber,
your customers
curl up their toes
at the same rate as all
of our other customers.
yeah, well, of course,
if 23 of my customers
go down in
a sailing boat accident,
that's bound to raise
the mortality rate!
what sailing boat?
uh, in the squall.
what squall?
oh, no, no, it was the train
the train.
33 of them went
right off the trestle.
what train?
uh, would you
believe a--a tidal wave
in kansas city?
a--a--a volcano
in poughkeepsie?
uh, mass suicides
in fire island.
gerber!
ok, mr...
mr. townsend,
about your breath...
[snickering]
[chuckling]
hey, look, make it
easier on yourself.
home, office?
your house.
ok, then. tuesday.
5:
30, very good.good show.
see you then, john.
[chuckling]
6 out of 6.
the kid does tricks.
[humming]
clark dunwoodie, please.
oh, hi. hey, clark.
jeff gerber,
superior standard life.
hey, how about that lunch
i've been promising you, huh?
good show.
anytime you say.
(male newscaster on t.v.)
local black leaders
doing their utmost
to keep their pledge...
[sighing]
what are you trying to prove
with all that running?
don't bug me, althea,
i had a traumatic day.
13 appointments
out of 15 calls.
[chuckling]
(jeff)
is that all you watch?
race riots?
what are you, perverse?
it's an important problem.
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