Violet Tendencies Page #3

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So I play around what's that

got to do with Darian?

But, you know I would

give my heart

A lung, and what's left

of my liver

to have a chance

with a man like Darian.

I mean, do you know

how lucky you are?

Can I tell you

what happened to me?

I met a frisky friend

for lunch today.

And he can't put up with me

for two minutes

I mean, leaves me on the street,

can you believe it?

I'm not even worth

a lousy lunch.

Which frisky friend?

What's his name

and where does he live?

Why, what are you going to do?

Beat him up.

Not only a mailman,

but a Gemini.

Have you known me

to stoop that low?

A Gemini!

Yeah, you dodged a bullet

on that one.

And he was probably bi-polar:

All Geminis are bi-polar:

Hi baby!

Good to see you.

Look at that ass in those jeans.

- Thank you.

- Scorching!

I have spammed my whole list.

Every last queen is going

to be at that benefit.

What about our queen mother?

Of course! I've already

poached some

last season Bradleigh

for the silent auction.

There is nothing I wouldn't do

to keep HIV stigma-free!

You should throw her on stage

to revive her high school tap routine.

I do a mean Shim-Sham-Shimmy.

Oh really?

Let's see those moves baby.

Oh, no one wants to see my moves,

when we can ogle yours.

Oh, that's not fail:

No, it's not fair at all!

Okay...

next time I get dumped

in the real world

it's going to be

by someone hot like Zeus,

Not some bi-polar mailman.

Tell it, girl.

Why, oh why, can't I find

a straight man?

Why can't I?

Why don't you try

a straight bar?

Who'll go with me?

Yeah, that's what I'm saying!

Okay, you don't need

to go anywhere

We will find you a fag stag.

Riley's convinced

that I'll find a straight man

masquerading around

the gay world.

Actually, a fag stag

is urban legend.

Okay, well you have about an hour

to find this mythical unicorn

before mama goes home

for phone sex.

She is not lying.

You know maybe Frisky Friends

is not the best way

to meet a man.

It's a numbers game Markus

It's a numbers game

I'm just saying no more Geminis.

How about the internet?

I talk better that I type baby!

Uh Oh, here comes

the f*** me voice

Look out!

Oh that feels so good

I love it on the right side

of my...

Tuna juice!

Enough about your gash wound.

Thank you.

Stop calling my p*ssy

a gash wound!

- Okay.

- Hey guys

He?! What's going on?

- Hello Goddess!

- Hey sweetie.

- So good to see you.

- You too.

You guys have fun tonight.

Thank you.

Remember when

Peter and Derek were

looking for a surrogate

for their gayby?

You know they asked Violet,

rig ht?

I'm like, HELLO!!

Entrance only,

and still they pleaded.

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