Turbo Kid Page #2

Well, I'm happy you

didn't avoid me.

Like I had a choice.

So you're Frederick, the arm wrestler.

You have an eye for the obvious, Zeus.

Uh, you know it's wonderful to finally

put a face to the name,

and an honour to have you here.

You can shove that honour up your arse.

Now, what the hell

have you done with my brother?

Patience my good man, patience.

Now, your way of settling things,

I find a bit tedious.

Around here we like to do things

with a little more joie de vivre.

Blades, that's a nice touch.

And there's more, blades and fire!

Haa!

When I say blades and fire,

I want blades and fire.

Do you mind?

No, go ahead.

Thank you.

Just because civilisation is over,

doesn't mean we can't act civilised.

Well, what do you say we see

what the man has to offer, huh?

All right, Zeus, but you won't like

what you see.

You think I didn't see that coming?

I have eyes everywhere.

From where I stand, I only see one.

Mother f***er!

I'm going to kill you with my bare hands.

Well, from where I stand, I only see one.

Rule number five, no hugging while riding.

I'm sorry.

OK, now we really need to find you a bike,

and maybe a helmet.

- Rule number five...

- Six.

- Rule number six...

- Yes.

Always carry a weapon.

And seven, if you don't have one, make one.

Make one.

Making a weapon...

Ah.

This is so pretty.

This is my weapon.

This is my gnome stick.

I really like it a lot, thank you so much.

Pew, poo, poo, poo in the eye,

you're not part of it. Argh!

Yeah, that's right.

Boom! Pow! Gnome!

Boom! Kabam!

Pooh! Nah I told you, get back here!

- Don't you ever rest?

- No.

- Can I ask you a question?

- Sure.

What are you doing here?

I'm practising my swing.

I mean, how did you get here,

this side of the wasteland?

Well, my last best friend

was a water hunter, so I tagged along.

Then he died, and here we are.

I'm sorry.

Why, what'd you do?

No, no. I mean, about your friend.

Oh, no, don't be, he's dead.

So, where do you come from?

Pretty far, all the way

from the other side of the wasteland.

I always wondered

what the other side looked like.

It's kind of grey and dusty.

Well, I could show you.

I can't.

Oh yeah, rule number two...

Well, that's too bad,

that's too bad because you're "It"!

Hah!

- What?

- You're "It", I tagged you!

Now, you gotta tag me back, if you can!

Hah!

- Oh, look at the bird...

- Where?

You're friggin' fast.

Wanna see something cool?

I always want to see something cool.

Come on.

Whoa, that's a T-Rex.

Yeah, they were these, um, big creatures

that used to walk the earth a long time ago.

And they got killed off

by this big explosion.

It's kind of like what happened to us,

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