Toilet - Ek Prem Katha Page #2

do if I say cream?

Well, that's the

end of this love-story.

Now go marry your groom.

Iwish you had mustered some

courage to talk to your father...

...then you would he

getting married to me.

And not with that Mallika.

Doesn't matter...we both

had our share of fun.

We had some really

good time together, right.

Listen... we'll keep meeting

even after the wedding, won't we?

After the wedding... never!

I have a strict policy...

Never fiddle around with

someone's television or wife...

You'll get the shock of your life.

Oh my boy of principles.

Are you going to post your

wedding photos on Facehook?

Iwill, sis...

Get lost. Go marry that milk-maid.

Radhe-Radhe, brother.

Brother, father is very furious.

Then ask father to sit

at the dais in my place.

Guess you're in a had mood today.

But this is amazing...

You give those girls

driving lessons, but...

...they switch partners when

they need a permanent driver.

You know what,

the day I find my kind of girl...

...I swear I will rattle

Panditji's world.

You can say anything

you like out here.

Because you can't say

a word in front of father.

Come, brother. Time to suit up.

Sister-in-law Mallika beckons you.

"Mallika is all grown up..."

"...like a dairy of milk."

[Chanting prayer]

Come, Sister-in-law.

He's Manglik.

Plus, the planets and stars

in his birth-chart are unfavorable.

Only this Buffalo

can save his life now.

Congratulations.

Finally, there's some

hope for Keshav to get married.

Only when we find someone

with two thumbs on her left hand...

...can he get married?

Isee?

- Yes...

Bless you.

Bless you two.

Great...

That's called moving up in life.

From Mallika the Buffalo

to Mallika the sister-in-law.

Congratulations, brother Keshav.

Naru!

Naru.

- Yes.

Where are you, you numhskull?

- Coming, father.

Have you got ants in your pant...

...that you're running

around like this. Huh!

The shipment hasn't arrived yet.

Well, father, we've already

placed an order for cycle chains.

Brother and I will catch a train

and go buy those tubes for the cycles.

The accounts are in a mess.

It's hard to believe

there's a discrepancy...

...on brother

Keshav's watch, father.

Really? Where is your brother?

Enjoying his honeymoon?

Tell him.

- Yes, father.

This week I will sit in the shop...

...Chandu will take an off,

and you two will do the cooking.

Okay father...

But father...

Radhe-Radhe, brother.

- Radhe-Radhe.

Cooking bread, are you?

You know what,

I can't see you in this predicament.

Should Icall

sister-in-law instead?

She will cook bread for you.

You're pulling my leg, aren't you?

You see...your

sister-in-law has solved...

...half the problems in my birth-chart.

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