Tig Notaro: Boyish Girl Interrupted Page #2
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what makes me laugh
really hard.
And, um, I was making
a video one time.
Just like a funny sketch
with a friend of mine
where at the end
he ends up in a bathtub
with Santa Claus.
And there are websites
that you can go on
and find your perfect,
ideal Santa,
click on him,
hire him for all your
Santa Claus needs.
We could not find
And he said,
"Do you mind if we
take a break
and go to McDonald's
so I can get a couple
hamburgers?
And then we'll come back."
And I said,
"Man, whatever you need."
We go through the drive-thru,
he gets his hamburgers.
He said,
"I cannot wait to eat these.
Do you mind
if we just sit here
and I eat 'em
and then we go back?"
I said again,
"Whatever you need."
So he backs his car
into this space
and we're now looking out
over the entire McDonald's
parking lot
and I see this woman
off in the distance
acting utterly insane.
And I said,
"What do you think
she's doing?"
And he said,
"I don't know,
but I'm gonna film her."
He gets his phone out,
he presses record,
and you guys are me and him
in the car looking through
the windshield.
a boat of a car
drove past us
and a man turned
and it was Santa Claus.
And I yelled, "Oh, my God,
it's Santa Claus!"
And he yelled,
"Oh, my God, do you think
he'll talk to us?"
And then he
shut off the phone,
we peel out
and just haul ass
chasing Santa Claus
down the street.
And we come up next to him
at the light
and I realize in that moment
I hadn't thought about
what I was gonna say
when we caught him.
And I said, "Hi.
Um, you know
who you look like, right?"
And he said,
"Santa Claus."
And I said, "Yes."
I said, "My friend and I
are making a video
and we wanted to hire you
to be in it."
He hands me
his business card
and as he's driving off
I look at it
and it said his name
at some very
conservative church dot-org.
And I said, "Oh, man.
This guy is not gonna get
into a bathtub with you."
Or maybe he will.
So we drive off
feeling defeated
and then I start thinking
about that video from earlier.
And I started laughing.
And I asked him
to pull the car over
to play it back for us
and he said, "Why?"
And I said,
"Because I feel confident
that we captured
the most ridiculous
footage
since the beginning
of time."
And then he
and then we were
both hunched over
laughing so hard,
hyperventilating,
crying,
trying to push each other
away from each other.
We were laughing so hard,
we both became ugly people.
And we still hadn't even
seen the video yet.
And then he pulls
the car over
and he presses play
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