The Sex Monster Page #2
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- 1999
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would be in serious trouble.
That's it. I'm going upstairs
to write to "Penthouse".
Is he serious?
He would love it if I would
sleep with him and a woman.
Apparently, it's all he
and his buddies ever talk about.
What is it with these guys
and that stupid fantasy?
They can't please one woman,
let alone two.
Maybe that's what
to do half the work.
Diva, did the mail come?
Mmm - yes.
And I'm sorry, but they're all bills.
Well, I can handle them, okay?
Once Billy finishes this house...
those lots are gonna sell like crazy.
I'm not worried.
Nothing fazes you, Marty.
I'll tell you what fazes me...
- You marrying that ski bum...
- I'll bet.
It does... I'm concerned,
can't you tell?
this guy?
What's the pay scale
for the ski patrol?
Guy's got no future, Diva.
Oh, he's got a future, stop it.
The ski patrol? What's he gonna
make one day, sergeant?
Best case scenario,
you're married to a mountie.
I got a great idea for an investor.
Dave Pembroke.
Dave Pembroke?
From Michigan, Dave Pembroke?
I remember him...
he was a real tough guy,
beating everybody's ass.
He was in my brother's grade,
who got their jollies
beating people up.
Well, now he's getting some jollies
outta $30 million.
Guy's got 18 furniture stores
down in Orange County.
Hey, Clay.
You got my note?
I've invited him
Sunday for brunch.
Sunday's not good for me.
Why? What's Sunday?
You got that girl coming in?
From Fresno?
You know what, Bill?
You're married, you got two kids...
Would you relax?
I'm having fun.
Having fun?
You're gonna get caught.
- I'm not gonna get caught.
- You're cheating on your wife...
you're gonna get caught.
Listen to me...
You're in a situation
you can't control.
someone, some idiot...
at the wrong time,
- and it's gonna get back to Carol.
- Would you relax?
- Nobody knows, Marty.
- I'll tell you who knows...
and you'll tease me later,
but I'll tell ya who knows.
God knows.
God does not know.
And if he does know...
- he doesn't care.
- He does care, okay?
Cheating on your wife
is not cool.
I know - I'm gonna get struck down
by a bolt of lightning...
- is that what you're telling me?
- Exactly...
that's what I'm saying,
and I stand real close to you,
so I'd appreciate it
if you'd get your sh*t together.
Don't you judge me.
Have you seen my wife lately?
- She's fat.
- She's not fat...
She's fat. She's not
into sex anymore...
all she wants to do is eat.
I'm a man. I got my needs.
I have my needs, too.
At the top of my needs list,
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