The Secret to a Better Life Page #2

Synopsis: A self-help guru finally tells you a Secret you can use.
Genre: Comedy, Short
Director(s): Scotch Wichmann
Year:
2011
5 min
302 Views


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No, he gave him my bolas.

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And when I asked him for the yesca,

he just told me to step off.

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And you let him get away with that sh*t?

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Hell, no. I wasn't with this fool.

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Yo, Ruthie, what was I gonna do?

Cancel that fool with the judas right there?

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You can't let these b*tches take an inch

or they'll take a mile.

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Come on.

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Yo, my man, you know who I am?

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No. But I want to.

93

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I'm gonna have you killed. That's who I am.

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Why you wanna kill me for, mija?

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Oh, you ain't believe me?

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Ask anybody who my uncles are.

I'm gonna have you killed.

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What's up then?

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You took my man's money?

99

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No, I told him I'd hook him up later

when the guards weren't lookin'.

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Lyin' b*tch! You didn't say that.

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I said to hang back till after lunch

until we went inside.

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So, what's up? You want that sh*t or not?

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- No.

- Just give him back his money.

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All right.

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It was nice doin' business with you.

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So, what's your real name, anyway, mija?

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Hey, what?

108

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Hey, hey, stop!

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Didn't do nothing! I didn't do anything!

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No?

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It's a pig farm, but we're also selling

sandwiches, drinks...

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...Electronics, the whole deal.

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We're delivering packages.

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To who? We're all here.

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What is it? The money?

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Blasco...

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...I wish more than anything

I could buy your truck.

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Then do it!

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I can't do it.

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Remember that lawyer

who took all my money?

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He said he'd get me my papers.

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