The Scalphunters Page #2

Synopsis: Trapper Joe is on his way to the town with all of his gain of hides of the last winter. However a group of Indians stops him and takes all of his hides, leaving him the escaped slave Joseph instead. But Joe has no use for Joseph and is determined to get his property back and follows them. Before he can do anything, the Indians are raided themselves by a group of scalphunters under the greedy Howie. Not only the hides, but also Joseph falls into their hands. Now Joe follows them alone and tries to trick the numerical superior group out of his hides.
Genre: Comedy, Western
Director(s): Sydney Pollack
Production: United Artists
  Nominated for 1 Golden Globe. Another 2 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.9
Rotten Tomatoes:
70%
NOT RATED
Year:
1968
102 min
489 Views


Over there!

All right, let's go!

Scalphunters.

Collect a $25 bounty on Indian scalps.

Men, women and children. Like jackals.

Territory government pays it.

Dirtiest, rottenest trade

ever turned a dollar.

- Let's go.

- Where are we going, sir?

After 'em.

After 'em?

How the hell do you think I'm going to

get my furs back if I don't go after 'em?

Mr Bass, I do not intend to put up with

any more of this walking.

Now, either you slow down

and talk to me,

or I'll just have to pull you off that horse

and knock you on your high-priced pants.

Are you deaf as well as dumb, Mr Bass?

Mr Bass, you're threatening my temper.

Mr Bass!

Mr Bass.

Sir, why are you so bound and determined

to catch up with those murdering people?

Haven't you got anything else to do?

I just don't say something, then not do it.

I am completely

and absolutely exhausted. Empty.

- I've got to have something to eat.

- You ate yesterday.

Mr Bass, I have been trained in the habit

of eating each and every individual day.

That proves you ain't a Comanche.

Comanche would keep going till he died.

- I'm so hungry I could eat a frog or snake.

- Comanches do. Regular.

- But I'm not a Comanche.

- Aha!

Oh, Mr Bass.

You see that?

Sego lily. Just like an onion.

Finest thing you ever saw.

You see this?

Sagebrush.

Crows where nothing else will.

You make Indian tea out of the leaves,

and it makes a passable fodder for stock.

Look around you, Joseph Lee.

All natural creation.

Maguey. Makes a fine soap

for washing down a squaw.

Brings the bloom of sunrise to her skin.

Watch this.

A needle and thread. For sewing things.

Here we are, Joseph Lee,

in the Carden of Eden.

Just like Adam and Eve.

Chokecherries. They make a fine pudding.

You like pudding?

Joseph Lee, let's eat.

Co get 'em, Joseph Lee. I'm hungry.

I guess a slave like you got fed

pretty good in that big house kitchen.

Sleeping in a bed every night.

Maybe you should have stayed

where you was.

Vir libre quam in servitude.

"Better beans in freedom

than cake in slavery. "

Aesop. And he was a slave himself

back in the Creek times.

Trouble with you is

you read too many books.

You call it right when a man's a slave?

Owned, worked, beat all the time?

Natural state of affairs, Joseph Lee.

Black man started

being a slave in the Bible.

If Cod didn't want it that way, Cod

wouldn't have done it. Consult your Bible.

Cod didn't invent slavery.

The Egyptians did.

Sold all the children of Israel.

That ain't the way I read Scripture.

- What about Julius Caesar?

- Who?

Julius Caesar. He was an Italian. He made

slaves out of all you Englishmen.

Julius Caesar made slaves

of every kind of white man.

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William W. Norton

William Wallace "Bill" Norton, Jr. (September 24, 1925 – October 1, 2010) was an American screenwriter. Later in life, he was convicted of gun running in France when he tried to send arms from the United States to the Irish National Liberation Army in Northern Ireland. After being released from prison, he moved to Nicaragua, where he shot and killed an intruder in his Managua home. He later spent a year living in Cuba but became disillusioned with Communism and was reportedly smuggled from Mexico into the U.S. by his ex-wife. more…

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