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- Canada.
It's north, in North America, eh?
Vinegar on their French fries,
they sit on their chesterfield
to watch hockey.
Shoot the puck, daddy-o!
Come on, everybody!
Grab your hammers,
the in-laws are coming.
Hey, Robbie.
Virgil, let me see your teeth.
That's good. Hiya, elves.
- Hi, Tooth Fairy.
- Open up. Let me see.
Beautiful teeth.
Open the doors if
you want to fall in love!
Everybody, look,
Cupid in the house.
Oh, work, work, work.
That's nice to see.
- Hi, Cupid.
- What'd I miss?
Where's fat boy?
Merry Christmas, everybody.
Cupid, what's up?
Hey, EB.
- Santa.
- Molarnator.
Sandman.
Mother Nature, Father Time.
Merry Christmas, again.
Good to see everyone.
You think it's necessary
to call an emergency meeting?
I'm ready to ride the sleigh,
know what I mean?
We thought you should see this.
Silver bells!
I found 270 of them at shopping malls
scattered across the Northwest.
I hereby call this session of the
Council of Legendary Figures to order.
This is ridiculous.
- Sandman!
- I'm up, I'm up!
Hey, Cupid, nice skirt.
Easter Bunny.
Our first and only
order of business
is the disciplinary action to be taken
against council member Jack Frost.
Now that's what I'm talking about.
You love it. Am I right?
You guys finally woke up
and are giving me my own holiday.
Frostmas, of course,
is just a placeholder.
I'm wide open.
Frostgiving, the Frost of July.
Frosthog Day,
the possibilities are endless.
Jack, you are hereby
charged with 273 counts
of attempted upstaging of Santa Claus.
You froze a volcano in Hawaii,
you made it snow in the Amazon
and you frosted Mexico, sending all
of the geese north for the winter.
You violated
the Legendary Figures code of conduct
in a manner that is
wilful and malicious.
Excuse me. Did you just accuse me
of being skilful and delicious?
- Please.
- Guilty as charged.
You herald the season.
You're not a holiday.
You're the best friend,
not the leading man.
And you kill fruit.
All in favour of suspending Jack Frost
from the Legendary Council, say...
Wait a minute!
Father Time, wait a minute.
You gotta understand,
I have enormous untapped potential.
But all I am year after year
is an opening act.
A setup man for Mr Big.
- Why don't you let that go?
- No.
We have the same conversation
every year.
You get the soda cans
and the TV specials.
The postage stamps,
the billboards,
and the army of toy-building yes men.
What do I get?
A few runny noses and some dead citrus.
You know, Jack,
Because of problems an entire continent
might go without toys. That's right.
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