The Pink Panther 2

Synopsis: After having been rewarded for solving the mystery of the Pink Panther Diamond, inspector Jacques Clouseau has been assigned to minor tasks by his boss inspector Dreyfus so as not to have him in his way anymore. Unfortunately, the famous diamond has once again been stolen as have many other artifacts in a series of burglaries around the world. His past success will enable inspector Clouseau to be part of the dream team comprised of the greatest detectives of the affected countries, where he will be able to display his numerous talents across the world.
Director(s): Harald Zwart
Production: Sony Pictures
  3 nominations.
Rotten Tomatoes:
92 min

- No, "hamburger."

- I said "hamburger".

- No, you said "hamburger."

- Hamburger?

- Hamburger.

How did you know

that we were being recorded?

Easy, Inspector.

This pen emits a small beeping noise

whenever it detects microwaves.

- RadioShack. $12.

- What?

- How did you know the password?

- This little LED chip decodes passwords.

I had it attached to the back

of my Medal of Honor.

- RadioShack?

- EBay. I got this there, too.

- What do you think this is?

- A tape recorder?

No. It only looks like a tape-recorder.

It's actually a pen.

So you can write with it

and no one will know.


Now, you were saying, Inspector.

- You are being reassigned.

- Let me read your mind.

The Tornado is at large, and you want me

to protect the Pink Panther.

- No.

- No?

It is my job to protect the Pink Panther.

You've merely been reassigned

to the Dream Team.

That is quite an honor,

- but I cannot accept.

- What?

If Inspector Clouseau

were to leave France,

the Tornado would surely strike

at the Pink Panther.

- I'm guarding it!

- But...

Don't argue.

You fly to Kyoto in the morning.

But I can't fly.

In a plane!

- But still...

- That's an order.


You are traveling?

Yes, Inspector Dreyfus is sending me

on a very dangerous mission.

- For how long? When will you return?

- I will return when the criminal is caught.

It could be a month, it could be a year.

You understand, Nicole.

- Yes, yes, of course.

- Of course, we will have to stay apart.

If the criminal were to, say, kidnap you,

he would have power over me.

Why would he have power over you?

Well, because, well,

you are like a brother to me.

A hot, sexy brother in a dress.

Nicole, I hope you have forgiven me

for that one evening.

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Scott Neustadter

Scott Eric Neustadter is an American screenwriter and producer. He often works with his writing partner, Michael H. Weber. The two writers wrote the original screenplays for Days of Summer and The Pink Panther 2. Days of Summer is based on two real relationships Neustadter had. more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018


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