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No, not poo. Pool.

- Pool!

- Pool.

- Oh, like swimming pool.

- You got it, honey.

I never heard of

a game called poo.

Fine game.

And so,

what is the object of it...

to disperse these colored balls

strategically around the table?

Get the balls in the holes.

All except for the white one.

Oh, that is the art?

The art is not

to have the white one in?

- Right.

- Good.

And how many people can play?

One, two, three, or what?

Oh, whole bunches,

or twos and threes.

With a group...

groups of people can play.

By yourself. Yes.

Thank goodness.

How wonderful.

Keep your eye

on the white ball...

Oh, excuse me.

Excuse me, sir, but...

you are, are you not...

Wyoming Bill Kelso,

the famous film star?

That's me, in the flesh.

Oh, God,

what a moment in my life.

Oh, sir, I've seen

every one of your films.

Oh, well, that's wonderful!

What a wonderful,

strong grip you've got.

Yes, I do.

My goodness, I would

have been disappointed...

if you hadn't crushed my hand.

Oh, listen.

Will you do me the honor...

to sign me an autograph?

Oh, sure. Here, hold this.

I'll be glad to.

I am also in the acting

profession, you know.

- Oh, you are?

- Yes, indeed.

I am not in your quality,

but I was around.

Well, what's your name?

Hrundi. H-r-u-n-d-i.

Wait till I tell them

at home that I met him.

They'll never believe me.

- Where you from?

- I am from India.

Got you covered, Injun!

How do you...

Bang! Howdy, pardner.

Well, I'm pretty quick

on the draw there, right?

Never I believe

in all my whole life...

I would meet him, and he

would go, "Bang, pardner!"

Listen to me.

"White man speak

with, uh, forked tongue!"

And look, mmm-mmm...

You old horned toad, buddy!

Cute little feller, isn't he?

I know all your sayings.

I know all of them.

Good. Hrundi, say hello...

The one where you walk along,

and then you go...

Hrundi, say hello

to Signorina here.

Hello, partner.

Piacere.

Bakshi.

- There you go.

- Oh, thank you.

This is a wonderful thing

you have done for me.

My pleasure.

Thank you, and I will...

thank you.

I would love to say

that it has been...

the greatest moment in my life.

Bang! Aha, got you!

I was quick on the draw.

You beat me that time, pal.

That's right.

- Goodness me.

- Lots of luck to you.

And the same to you, sir.

Howdy, pardner!

That was so groovy.

- That was a short dance.

- That's right.

And they don't go on

for long, do they?

- No, they don't.

- Yes, we just started, and...

Well, anyway,

thank you very much.

Thank you.

Perhaps we can

dance again later.

If your carnet du bal

is not full up.

Oh, I'd love to.

Thank you.

What is that ring

on your finger, chopped liver?

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