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Season #1 Episode #17: Wing It Like Witches

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Boscha:
Oh, thanks, but I already have the perfect targets. [throws gum into Willow’s hair]

Willow:
Oh! [groans]

Luz:
Don’t worry, it’s not like she can follow us around all day, right?

[Cut to Hexside’s front steps. Gus, Luz, and Willow are covered in trash, their faces graffitied with insults.]

Luz:
She followed us around all day. She literally followed us around all day!

Willow:
[sighs] I’m really sorry I pulled you guys into this. We should have just kept a low profile. Boscha could get away with murder if she wanted to.

Principal Bump:
[going down the stairs] What’s this? Boscha got away with murder? I can’t say I approve, but at least she’s trying new things. [leaves]

Luz:
We will find a way out of this.

[Amity passes by the stairs.]

Luz:
Amity!

[Luz cleans herself off before running up to Amity.]

Amity:
Oh, Luz! You’re here! I mean, obviously you’re here, this is school, and you go here now, with, uh, me... I’ve been talking for too long.

Luz:
Amity, we need your help.

Amity:
Yes, I can help...! With what, exactly?

Luz:
Boscha won’t stop picking on Willow, and no one will do anything about it because she’s the “Star Captain of the Grudgby Team.”

Amity:
Yeah, this time of year, she’s extra unbearable.

Luz:
You’re friends with her, can you help us?

Amity:
Uh, the hard part is, there’s no reasoning with Boscha. She only speaks in Grudgby terms.

Luz:
Hmm. Okay, okay. I’m pickin' up what you’re puttin' down.

Amity:
[looking at the books she's holding] I’m... not putting anything down.

Willow:
[screams]

[Trash falls on Willow from above as other students watch. Luz runs up to her.]

Luz:
Willow! What happened?

Willow:
Boscha happened.

Boscha:
[from a second floor window, a trash can upside down in her hands] Hey Willow! I just thought all trash should stay in one spot.

Luz:
That’s it! Boscha! Willow challenges you to... a grudgby match!

Boscha:
[dropping the trash can] She what?

Willow:
I what?

[The trash can falls onto Gus.]

Gus:
[from inside the trash can] She what? Seriously, what’s going on here?

[Cut to the Owl House. Eda is in her old Grudgby jacket, showing a photo album to King.]

Eda:
And here’s when we took down Epiderm High in the semi-finals. [points to photo of her younger self holding a trophy] Oh, I was the youngest on the team, but I had what some call “star power”. AKA, this. [pulls a box out from her hair labeled “Eda’s Rad Cheats”] This is my cheat box. I have all my best weapons in here. Smoke bombs, sock-worms... Mwah. You name it. Oh, I never lost a game with this bad boy.

[The door slams open. Hooty enters.]

Hooty:
Hoot-hoot! Guess who found a special friend in the forest. [He brings in Lilith, wrapped up in his elongated body] It was me. Hoot!

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