The Movie Out Here Page #4

The theory of negativity.

Theo...

was a genius.

Can you see anything?

Not yet, Theo.

Keep relaxing.

You're feeling all the energy

coming out of your fingertips

Onto your...

shag carpet.

Is there any more food?

Check the fridge, dude.

I think I'm starting

to feel it now.

Do you see anything?

Uh...

your energy is brown.

I knew it.

We need at least

12 more sessions.

12?

I thought you said we'd be done

in, like, four sessions.

You want to walk around

with a brown aura?

12 sessions.

I don't know

if I have the money for that.

Stop your negativity.

Classic brown aura behaviour.

Sorry.

I've gotta stop being so brown.

Hey, you wanna hang out?

I got that high-Speed

internet connection

That you wanted me to get.

Uh...

I'll come back in a while,

Maybe when you're not around.

Really?

I have a lot of

downloading to do.

I don't want to

monopolize your time.

Cool.

Door's always open.

Seriously?

I know you have work to do.

You won't even notice me.

How did you find me?

I tailed you from the airport.

Why?

I've just always

wanted to do that.

I jumped in the cab,

And I was like,

"follow that car!"

Okay.

That's kind of weird.

No, it's cool.

What... in the f***?

What kind of backward-Ass

hotel is this?

This is my friend Theo's place.

He waxes snowboards and skis.

I think your friend

is homeless, dawg.

He's not.

I think he is.

What's up, b*tches?

Is that Theo?

No.

I think Theo just got robbed.

Theo!

Adam!

Awesome!

Theo. This is Jason.

He's a good buddy

of mine from Toronto.

Yongo nanimaska.

Hey, man, uh, dude, what

the f*** is that smell, man?

It smells like someone

mixed cinnamon with-

With a**hole.

I'm sorry, I'm just

burning some incense.

I got it from

my spiritual counsellor.

Spiritual counsellor?

Yeah, and personal trainer.

He's been giving me a lot of

great stretching routines.

I'm like an inch taller now.

I feel really limber.

I'm not saying

that you will or do,

But are you capable

of sucking on your own dick?

This guy.

I love him.

Anyway, what are

you guys doing here?

This is crazy.

I'm here on business.

Why are you always talking

about business, man?

Come on, what you got

to do all weekend?

I have to file

a paper at city hall.

And I'm planning

a wedding all weekend.

You need to relax, man.

Just come have one beer.

Cool, yeah.

I was just going to

shut down for the day

Anyway, so...

what the...

Let me help you out there.

It's not going to bite.

I have plenty of room

for you guys

If you want to stay.

And I have really good

internet now, too, so...

thanks, Theo, man.

I'm good anywhere.

There's a room in the back.

It's like it was made for you.

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