The Movie Out Here

Synopsis: Adam (Robin Nielsen) works as a junior associate for a large Toronto law firm. When a business trip takes him to his hometown of Fernie, he reunites with his old friends, Jason (Viv Leacock) and Theo (James Wallis). Adam gets more than he bargained for when he finds out that, due to a series of terrible business decisions, Theo's ski waxing business "Waxopolis" is in serious financial trouble and at risk of being taken over by an evil developer. The three guys hatch a plan to throw a massive fundraising party to try and save the business. But, with the developer and his son on their back, party permit hassles, and a Sasquatch on the loose, will they be able to pull it off?
Genre: Comedy
90 min

have black hair?


- Pierced eyebrow?

- Yeah.

Kind of oversized

puffy pepperoni nipples?

Gimme that.

And when did you get

that tattoo that says "pain"

On your back?

That ain't me.

What are you two jag offs

doing at my desk?

Sorry, chief.

We were just looking at

graphic anatomical photos

Of Glacier's

cheating girlfriend.

Would you guys remind me again

Which one is Glacier

And which one is fresh?

He is.

I'm Fresh.

I don't give a f*ck

Which one is Glacier

And which one is fresh!

What the f*ck is going on?

We were just going over

The latest sasquatch

crime scene photos, sir.

I know you Creston guys

Like your creepy

sasquatch fetish,

But now that you've transferred

to my unit,

You'll be marching

to my orders, comprende?

With all due respect, sir...

You're in fernie now.

This is the real world.

But in the re...

Hey! You speak

when I tell you!

Yes, sir.

I'm watching you two fuckers.

So, what about sasquatch?

Am I sleeping?

I must be sleeping

Because I just had a dream

Where I told you two bozos

To stop talking about

the sasquatch.

I usually get a boner

when I sleep.

Well, it's not there all night.

I'm not too sure if it is,

But it's definitely there

when I wake up.

It's your testosterone.

It peaks early mornings.

That's why

you wake up like that.

I read it in owl magazine.

You read about boners

in a kid's science magazine?

Maybe it wasn't owl.

It was something science-Y.

Popular science?

Will you two shut the f*ck up!

Got it!

What we have here

is a break and enter.

A petty beer theft


a traumatized geriatric.

Get her in,

Get the story firsthand.

Yes, sir.

We're on it.

Remember, she's still in shock.

Take her statement,

And act like

fucking professionals.


We won't let you down, sir.

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