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have black hair?

Yeah.

- Pierced eyebrow?

- Yeah.

Kind of oversized

puffy pepperoni nipples?

Gimme that.

And when did you get

that tattoo that says "pain"

On your back?

That ain't me.

What are you two jag offs

doing at my desk?

Sorry, chief.

We were just looking at

graphic anatomical photos

Of Glacier's

cheating girlfriend.

Would you guys remind me again

Which one is Glacier

And which one is fresh?

He is.

I'm Fresh.

I don't give a f***

Which one is Glacier

And which one is fresh!

What the f*** is going on?

We were just going over

The latest sasquatch

crime scene photos, sir.

I know you Creston guys

Like your creepy

sasquatch fetish,

But now that you've transferred

to my unit,

You'll be marching

to my orders, comprende?

With all due respect, sir...

You're in fernie now.

This is the real world.

But in the re...

Hey! You speak

when I tell you!

Yes, sir.

I'm watching you two f***ers.

So, what about sasquatch?

Am I sleeping?

I must be sleeping

Because I just had a dream

Where I told you two bozos

To stop talking about

the sasquatch.

I usually get a boner

when I sleep.

Well, it's not there all night.

I'm not too sure if it is,

But it's definitely there

when I wake up.

It's your testosterone.

It peaks early mornings.

That's why

you wake up like that.

I read it in owl magazine.

You read about boners

in a kid's science magazine?

Maybe it wasn't owl.

It was something science-Y.

Popular science?

Will you two shut the f*** up!

Got it!

What we have here

is a break and enter.

A petty beer theft

Involving

a traumatized geriatric.

Get her in,

Get the story firsthand.

Yes, sir.

We're on it.

Remember, she's still in shock.

Take her statement,

And act like

f***ing professionals.

Understand?

We won't let you down, sir.

Shut the f*** up.

You're just lucky

you've got great hair.

I want to f*** that hair.

Is it weird that

I want to f*** that hair?

No.

Clear!

Okay, Clare,

I got to call you back.

Gary, what the hell

are you doing?

Oh, for f***'s sake.

Is he dead this time?

Well, he appears to be

breathing out of his ass.

You poor little fat teddy bear.

Adam, you're going to

have to go to fernie.

Do it for Gary,

may he rest in peace.

He's not dead.

Yet.

Isn't there anyone else?

I'll ask around.

Gary!

You bloated unhealthy f***!

Can you fly your almost-Dead

fat ass to fernie

To file those papers?

Nope.

Looks like Gary can't make it.

Have a nice flight.

I'm sorry

I can't get out of it.

I'll only in fernie

till Monday.

Well, I see where

your priorities lie.

You just want to go up there

And party with

your loser friend, Theo.

Look, I've got

another call coming in

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