The Man with Two Brains Page #4
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I do too.
I hope the waiting hasn't been
too hard on you.
There's something
I have to tell you.
This fits very snug.
And you may have some trouble
getting it off me.
You may have to tear it off my body.
I can tear. I like tearing.
You man of steel.
I can't wait till next Thursday.
- Today is Monday.
- I know.
But my headache
should be gone by then.
- You don't mind waiting, do you?
- Oh, no. No, no, not at all.
I have a little headache myself.
Maybe I'll take a walk.
It'll do me good.
Where's my hat?
- You wanted to see me?
- Michael. I'm concerned about you.
Really? What's the concern?
you've been a little tense lately.
Tense?
Is that what they say about me?
Well, Michael, even to me
you seem a little jumpy.
Jumpy?
- How are things at home, Michael?
- Great.
I'm married to the most
beautiful woman.
How could it be anything but great?
It's gonna be even greater!
Just as soon as we:
Six weeks and you haven't
made love to your wife yet?
- No wonder you're tense.
- Dr. Brandon...
...the woman has just had
major brain surgery.
She's had enough unpleasantness.
I'll have you know that
in the finger-sucking department...
...I am extremely satisfied.
- Have you ever been to Austria, Michael?
- No.
The Austrian Institute of Craniology
asked me to ask you to lecture there...
...on your theory of brain transplants.
Why not take them up on it?
Combine a business trip...
...with a honeymoon.
- Honeymoon? Yeah.
I gotta do something
to get us started.
When are you having your hands
removed from your face?
This afternoon.
- You can do Voitlander surgery for me.
- Of course.
You have to be very careful
with that Instant Glue.
- I know.
- Here's the Voitlander chart.
Honeymoon. Yeah.
Honeymoon.
- May I help you, sir?
- Yes, I'm Dr. Hfuhruhurr.
I believe you're holding
a room for me.
Yes. Do you prefer a double
or twin beds?
- Double.
- Oh, a double.
Could you send up a bottle
of champagne...
...and put a "Do Not Disturb"
on the phone for the next...
We'll go in and put our bags down, start
kissing, that'll be about seven minutes.
Move into the bedroom,
I'll slide my hands over her...
...remove her blouse, that'll be four
or five minutes. Move over to the bed...
...then I'll rub each inner thigh,
that would be four minutes.
So I figure, like, 25 minutes
of foreplay in general.
I don't know if you call oral sex...
Is that foreplay or is that actual sex?
It doesn't matter.
I'd like to do it twice so...
At least three hours, all right?
Three hours?
Yes, sir.
Take Mrs. Hfuhruhurr and that lucky
son of a b*tch up to suite 729.
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