The Love Witch Page #2

- Please do.

- These are nice.

Really nice.

I think these will

do well in the store.

- Then you'll take them?

- Let's start with these

and see how they do.

If these sell in the next

week or two, I'll order more.

Sound good?

- Yes, fantastic.

Thank you, Wendy.

- Sure, Elaine.

Bright blessings.

- People always

ask me why I'm a witch.

I tell them it's because I

wanna have magical powers.

But it's not like it sounds.

All it is is using your

will to get what you want.

- Hi.

- Hi.

- It's a beautiful day.

- Yes, it is.

I love to be out in

nature on days like this.

- Oh, you like nature?

- Very much.

You seem like a nature type too.

I'll bet you like to

spend time in the woods.

- That's right.

How'd you know?

- I can just tell.

Nature is where your heart is.

City and people can get

to be too much for you.

- Whuh, that is a lot to get

from someone in a few seconds.

- I'm talented that way.

- Well, you're right

about the city.

In fact, I have a

house out in the woods

about an hour from here.

I like to go there whenever

I can to, you know,

just think and read.

- Do you take your

wife up there?

- No.

I'm not married.

- Well, you might at

least take a girl up there

once in a while.

- I do.

I do, once in a while.

- You wanna take a

girl up there now?

What do you mean?

- Well, I'm new in town

and I haven't seen much

of the nature around here.

I'll make you a nice dinner.

- Yes, yes, okay, sure.

Uh, my car is right over there.

- Okay.

Let's go.

You know what I'd

like to do right now?

I'd like to make love

right here in the car

just like we were kids.

- Wait, wait.

You want some?

- What is it?

- Something I made.

- Mm.

Oh, wo, ho, ho, ho,

that is, that is strong.

- Finish it.

- Oh.

- No, Wayne, Wayne, stop.

Not here.

Let's go inside.

This is beautiful.

I'll start the dinner.

- Wow.

This looks delicious.

- To nature.

- This is really nice, isn't it?

I like to come up here a lot

at the end of the

semester to unwind.

- Are you a teacher?

- Yeah, I teach

at the university.

- Oh, what do you teach?

- English and French literature

with a focus on

the 18th century.

- So, you must be

quite a libertine.

- A libertine?

Why would you say that?

- Oh, you know.

All of the dangerous

liaisons, Benny hill stuff.

Not to mention Casanova.

- Well, there

were a lot of books written

in the 18th century.

- Well, is it true?

Are you a libertine?

- Yes I am.

I love women.

Does that bother you?

- On the contrary.

Oh, hmm,

I feel strange, dizzy.

What was in that

drink you gave me?

- Organic berries, vodka,

hallucinogenic herbs.

- Hallucinogenic herbs?

Oh, baby.

You are really wild.

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