The Ladies Man Page #2
Um, same old, same old.
Leon Phelps is a genius.
Yeah, same old angry calls
from our listeners...
and same old threats
from the boss.
[Leon] But listen,
for every hundred angry calls we get,
there is somebody
that I helped.
Ain't that right,
Scrap Iron?
Huh? Yeah.
Leon single-handedly saved
my second and fourth marriages.
- Mm-hmm.
- That's right. And it was Leon...
who taught me I didn't have
to be ashamed of my body.
[Men Hooting]
Thank you, Candy. You see, I like
to help people. That is what I do.
You know,
lam like Mother Teresa,
but of boning,"
you see what I'm saying?
Listen, Julie, you are now
in the world of Leon Phelps, okay?
Everything will work out.
Trust me.
Thank you, Scrap.
And besides that, Julie,
you have to learn...
that there are more important things
in life than work.
- Can I help you?
- Martini with lemon.
So excuse me while
how he brings home
the bacon.
That's my cue.
I'm out of here.
Yeah, I know. It's a heartbreak,
ain't it, girlfriend?
I mean, when's it
gonna be our turn, right?
You know, you and me
are exactly alike. Eerie.
- See you later, Scrap Iron.
- Bye, baby.
- Bye, Lester. See you tomorrow, Leon.
- Bye, sweetie.
There goes Julie Simmons.
I bet you're wondering what a nice girl
like that is doing in a place like this.
That's exactly what I was wondering
one night about two years ago.
Do me wrong
Do me right
Do me right, baby
,1' Tell me lies ,1'
- Bourbon, up.
- [Continues]
Let me help you with that.
There you go.
Listen, I was wondering,
can I ask you a question?
Was your father
a meat burglar?
Here's why I ask.
Because it looks like somebody...
stole two fine hams and shoved them
down the back of your dress.
[ Lester] And then it happened.
She started laughing.
Kept on laughing.
I thought she was crazy.
They talked and laughed
on into the night.
Leon didn't go home with her,
but he took home her business card.
She said she was in radio. Said
she wanted to put Leon on the radio.
That was two years ago.
I guess she packed
for another day.
Listen, seriously, Lester.
Can you take a break for a second?
I'm trying to concentrate
over here.
[Scrap] Leon, {think
she gonna be a tough shoe to polish.
[Leon]
Au contraire, bon jour.
Let me give you
the play-by-play.
{will probably begin
with a very classy first line.
Something like--
Say, sweet thing,
can I buy you a fish sandwich?
Mm-hmm.
And then I will commence to
whisper sweet words in her ear.
Something like--
Man, I'd like to take a bite
out of your butt.
And then I will close the deal
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