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- Goodbye, whore.
Simon, swear on your hoodie
you're not going to cheat on me.
What? No, please, Lucy,
that's my favourite.
- Lucy.
- Sorry, Simon.
But I just have to be sure.
I just love you so much.
I love you too, cuddles.
And finally, there's Neil.
At least he's made a new friend.
Buster.
I don't know what brand of shower gel
Neil uses,
but I suspect it might be Pedigree Chum.
And as we headed back to my room,
if I'd assumed watching some tow-level bestiality
would be the low point of my night, I was wrong.
Not again!
Is your room in space?
Thank you, arseholes!
They've done a pretty good job, to be fair.
I f***ing hate it here.
To be honest, I'm glad
I chose not to do uni.
- More reality than a choice.
- Exactly.
- Maybe we should go to Australia.
- And surprise the f*** out of Jay!
- I was joking.
- Why?
It's better than hanging round
old men's pubs and dressing up as magic.
We get four weeks off for Easter.
I dread spending it with Lucy.
- Can we afford it?
- Will, they invented student loans
so students could go on holiday.
And I got a sweet bonus this month.
I'm the cleverest non-Asian
in the department.
I have always wanted to go travelling.
I think I'd be good at it,
do it properly, not like Jay.
- How can you be good at it?
- He's staying in one place.
I'd explore, meet people,
come back a better and more rounded person.
He's getting sucked off every morning.
F*** it, I'm in.
So, goodbye, shitty Bristol.
I was off to Australia.
Now, petal, you know how much I worry.
- So I've got you a special holiday gift.
- Thanks, Mum.
It's...
a rape alarm.
What do you think is gonna happen to me?
- Petal, I think you might get raped.
- Right.
Sweetie, it's better to have a rape alarm
and not need it
than to get gang-raped in an alleyway by men
you may have, however innocently, led on.
- Hello, everyone.
- Hello, Kevin.
You sorry to see them leave?
Actually, it's handy Neil's going away.
Give me a chance to get some men in,
to decorate his bedroom.
- Virgin Atlantic flight V8301
- That's our flight.
I am gonna miss you, petal.
Yes, all right! Get off!
Be very careful, little soldier, OK?
- Your mum looks fit when she cries.
- Thank you.
- I bet she looked amazing when your dad left.
- Brilliant.
Off we went, running
away from our problems.
All I knew about Australia
was that if it could bite you,
sting you or eat you alive,
for the beauty of Sydney Harbour.
And Neil was particularly impressed.
- What the f*** is that?
- What?
- That f***ing thing.
No, that thing, the spaceship.
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