The Inbetweeners 2

Synopsis: Neil, Will and Simon receive an invite from Jay to join him in Australia whilst on his gap year, who promises them it's ''the sex capital of the world''. With their lives now rather dull compared to their hedonistic school days and legendary lads holiday, it's an offer they can't refuse. Once again, they put growing up temporarily on-hold, and embark on a backpacking holiday of a lifetime in an awful car, inspired by Peter Andre's 'Mysterious Girl'. Will soon finds himself battling with the lads to do something cultural, whilst they focus their attention on drinking, girls, and annoying fellow travelers.
Genre: Comedy
Production: Bwark Films
  2 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.4
Metacritic:
55
Rotten Tomatoes:
70%
NOT RATED
Year:
2014
96 min
$14,299,071
416 Views

1

Greetings, Muggles.

My f*cking God. He fell for it.

I told you he would.

It's not really fancy dress, you dick.

What? No way!

These are the jokers from my course

I was telling you about.

You lot. Technically, I didn't fall for it

as there was no way I could have known.

- Whoa. Where d'you think you're going?

- Into the party.

You're dressed like Harry Potter.

There's no way you're coming in here,

you f*cking plum.

You could have come as someone sexy.

Hermione's sexy.

What a twat.

Mental.

Guys?

Guys?

Piss off, Harry.

Well, this is a disaster.

I've come down from Sheffield for this?

It's OK. We'll still have a good weekend.

There's a pub I love just down the road.

I'm wearing a gym skirt.

It's a student town. No one will care.

- And no pants.

- Righto.

Oi, Si. Nudgies.

- What the f*ck?

- Sorry. Sorry. I'm so sorry.

F*ck me. What a waste of a weekend.

I thought you said they were

your best mates at uni.

- Yeah.

- I'll find us some mates.

I've got this amazing app called Grindr.

Made loads of new mates through it.

My gosh, you'll never guess what.

- Someone's sent you a penis shot?

- Nah, I just got an email from Jay.

- No way.

- Way. Listen to this.

"Dear Neil, you f*cking weapon..."

As you know, I am on a mental gap year,

in Australia.

Or outback...

as they say over here.

So I thought I'd email you,

not because I miss you lot

but because this place is a million

out of ten and you'll be well jel.

Life has never been better.

It's much better than when I was going out

with Jane, who I now no longer think about.

I'm living near a town called Sydney

and working at the most mental club

in Australia called Revolutions.

I am now their premier number one DJ...

Good evening, ladies!

Going by the name of DJ Big Penis,

which everyone agrees is the perfect name.

Get Lucky

I've made so much cashola,

which is Australian for money,

that I've bought myself a f*ck-off mansion

and filled it full of pussay.

And like Will's mum's appetite for cock,

it's enormous.

Before that, I was living

with Uncle Bryan, who's my dad's cousin,

although he is tragic

and obviously not as cool as my dad.

What's that?

Anyway, it will come as no surprise to you

the number of Aussie birds I'm rooting,

which is Australian for knobbing.

" ' Yes!"

They're total filth and

f*ck like kangaroos,

all big teeth, bouncing and wet pouches.

I make love to them with a technique

I like to call the one-pump orgasm.

They absolutely love it.

Name an Aussie bird and I've f*cked her.

Check.

Check.

Kylie and Dannii Minogue three-way?

I'd done that ten minutes

after getting off the plane.

And mates? I've made loads of cool

new mates who come round for dinner.

But really it's all about the birds.

Aussie sheilas just can't get enough

of Jay, especially the supermodels,

who, by the way, love it up the shitter.

I've been woken up by a blowjob from

a different girl every single morning.

You can imagine what that's like,

waking up every morning to a blowie.

What is this I'm feeling?

They keep it so clean.

I haven't had to wash my cock in weeks.

Basically, everything's better

than when I was with Jane,

who, as I mentioned, I

no longer think about.

We've come too far...

To give up who we are

On the minus side,

I've had to punch out a few koala bears,

normally when they drop out of the trees

and try to fight me.

Mug! Have it!

But other than that, it's been bonza,

which is Australian for f*cking brilliant.

Come and stay any time you like.

I guarantee I'll get you sucked

drier than Simon's mum's fanny.

Rate this script:(0.00 / 0 votes)

Damon Beesley

Damon Beesley (born 1971) is an English writer and television producer, best known for his work on British comedy The Inbetweeners and New Zealand comedy Flight of the Conchords. He often works alongside his writing partner Iain Morris. In 2017 a six part comedy series, White Gold, aired on BBC Two in the UK which Beesley had directed, created and written. more…

All Damon Beesley scripts | Damon Beesley Scripts

FAVORITE (0 fans)

Submitted on August 05, 2018

Translation

Translate and read this script in other languages:

Select another language:

  • - Select -
  • Chinese - Simplified 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
  • Chinese - Traditional 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
  • Spanish Español (Spanish)
  • Esperanto Esperanto (Esperanto)
  • Japanese 日本語 (Japanese)
  • Portuguese Português (Portuguese)
  • German Deutsch (German)
  • Arabic العربية (Arabic)
  • French Français (French)
  • Russian Русский (Russian)
  • Kannada ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
  • Korean 한국어 (Korean)
  • Hebrew עברית (Hebrew)
  • Ukrainian Український (Ukrainian)
  • Urdu اردو (Urdu)
  • Hungarian Magyar (Hungarian)
  • Hindi मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
  • Indonesian Indonesia (Indonesian)
  • Italian Italiano (Italian)
  • Tamil தமிழ் (Tamil)
  • Turkish Türkçe (Turkish)
  • Telugu తెలుగు (Telugu)
  • Thai ภาษาไทย (Thai)
  • Vietnamese Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
  • Czech Čeština (Czech)
  • Polish Polski (Polish)
  • Indonesian Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
  • Romanian Românește (Romanian)
  • Dutch Nederlands (Dutch)
  • Greek Ελληνικά (Greek)
  • Latin Latinum (Latin)
  • Swedish Svenska (Swedish)
  • Danish Dansk (Danish)
  • Finnish Suomi (Finnish)
  • Persian فارسی (Persian)
  • Yiddish ייִדיש (Yiddish)
  • Armenian հայերեն (Armenian)
  • Norwegian Norsk (Norwegian)
  • English English (English)

Discuss this The Inbetweeners 2 script with the community:

Citation

Use the citation below to add this screenplay to your bibliography:

Style:MLAChicagoAPA

"The Inbetweeners 2" Scripts.com. STANDS4 LLC, 2019. Web. 19 Sep. 2019. <https://www.scripts.com/script/the_inbetweeners_2_20512>.

We need you!

Help us build the largest writers community and scripts collection on the web!

Watch the movie trailer

The Inbetweeners 2

The Marketplace:

Sell your Script !

Get listed in the most prominent screenplays collection on the web!


The Studio:

ScreenWriting Tool

Write your screenplay and focus on the story with many helpful features.


Thanks for your vote! We truly appreciate your support.