The Hole Page #2

He called it the unholy alliance.

If ourparents thought we were in Wales | and the school thought we were at home,

...they'd never question it.

Baby

See me

Call, baby

You seem cold, oh

I fall

- ln love | - Bye!

Come, please

Hold me | Goodbye

Aye, aye, here come the troops.

Jesus, you're late! | Did anyone see you?

- Just back from the Himalayas

Liz. Frankie you know, | Geoff I'm sure you've heard of.

- None of it is true. | - Except that one about the butter.

And Mike.

Well, call me a muppet, mate, | but there's nothing here.

I'm not spending all weekend | sitting on a tree trunk.

- You can't see the wood for the trees. | - Is he taking the piss?

Are you taking the piss, Martin? | I could snap your neck like that, mate.

It's right here. Can't you see it?

You have ten seconds to get interesting.

It's right beneath your feet.

- Oh, yes. | - Oh, no.

Oh, yes! Martin!

Watch out, ladies.

Whoa, dude! Whoa! You all right? | Hey, I'm coming down. Hang on.

Oh, my God, how cool.

- Hello!

- Yeeehaaa! Whooo! Oh, man. | - Sh*t, how deep is it?

- Oh, my God. | - Look at this f***ing thing.

- Man, where'd you get the key? | - Wouldn't you like to know?

- And what is this? | - You know the old war bunker over there?

This is the escape hatch.

You're so weird, dude.

Will you have to close it?

I need fresh air to keep my skin clear.

- Oh, right. It looks beautiful. | - Stop it.

- You don't want to be found, do you? | - No, we certainly don't.

Nice one. See you later.

- You're going in there? | - Course I'm going in there!

See you inside.

- The power's on the left. | - Yeah.

Oh, man. What is that smell?

It looks like a tomb.

- And? | - And I ain't goin' in there.

- Oh, like I care what you think?

Uh...

Can't be any worse than Wales, right?

- Me next! | - That's practical, Frankie

- Did you get that smell? What is that? | - Jesus, man.

- You all right? | - What?

You all right? Watch out for that bit.

Oh, man.

Mikey, look at this, man. | Check this out! This is huge!

Look at that! What is that stuff?

Whoa!

Ladies, you are going to love it down here!

I'll get them to send it up | to your room, Frankie!

- Oh, shut up! Just be careful with it. | - This way.

- Jesus, it's so dark! | - Right, I'm going first.

- Are you going down? | - Yeah.

- The ladder stops, mate. | - What?

Oh, no, it's cool. It's just...

Do you need a light?

- Yeah. Shine it down here. | - What is that smell? It's disgusting!

- Enjoy the Mike Steel experience.

Do you think he'll fall in love with me?

Just be careful.

- Liz, watch the step. | - Mate, look at the pit!

Here, pass the rucksack. | Mind the ledge, it's really narrow.

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