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Synopsis: A divorced woman and her daughter come home to find that her boyfriend has left for an out of town job with no warning. This has happened before. The second surprise comes in the form of another actor who has sublet the apartment from her boyfriend (who did not mention the pair of females who would be in residence). After some negotiation the two decide to share the apartment even though she has vowed to stay away from actors.
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance
Director(s): Herbert Ross
Production: MGM Home Entertainment
  Won 1 Oscar. Another 9 wins & 9 nominations.
 
IMDB:
7.4
Rotten Tomatoes:
88%
PG
Year:
1977
111 min
2,171 Views


I was here once about two years ago.

I don't care what apartment you've got,

there's no whatever-his-name-is here.

Could you open the door for a second?

Not at 12:
05.

You got a latch, you can keep it on.

I just want to talk to you for one second.

Make it fast. My husband's sleeping.

I think there's been a mistake.

I sublet this apartment

from a friend of mine, Tony DeForrest.

- He lives here.

- That'll be news to my husband, Charlie.

I have a receipt here in my pocket

for three months rent.

I was supposed to arrive tomorrow,

but I came a day early...

...because I'm starting work in the morning

and I figured I could spend the night here.

You look confused.

Can I talk to your husband?

He'll be at the 37th Precinct

at 9:
00 in the morning.

Charlie D'Agostino, Homicide. Good night.

Who was it?

Never mind.

Didn't sound like a "never mind" to me.

Tony rented the apartment to someone,

but I'm not giving it up. It's ours.

Go to sleep.

He rented the apartment.

You mean we have to leave?

Over my dead body.

What if they force us?

Let 'em try. Go to sleep.

He rented the apartment. What a shitheel!

- Hello?

- Hello. Is Tony there, please?

Who's calling?

You know who's calling. I was just there.

I recognize your voice, Mrs. D'Agostino!

Mrs. Who?

D'Agostino! How come your telephone

answers to Tony DeForrest's number?

And how come the key he sent me

Air Mail special delivery opens your door?

You want to answer those questions?

- No. Why don't you answer?

- I will.

I think the answer is

something fishy's going on up there!

I'm wet as a herring,

Mrs. Whatever-your-name-is...

...and I don't have a place to sleep tonight.

And I don't want to blow

my last few bucks on a hotel!

According to my non-waterproof watch...

...it's at least 12:20 and technically

that apartment belongs to me.

Do I come up there now

and we discuss this amicably...

...or do I storm the place in the morning?

I've got a gun! I'll use it if I have to!

Change? You got change for $1? Goddamn it!

I got a pregnant wife in the lobby.

I just want change...

We're in trouble, right?

We're not in trouble. We have our rights.

Possession is nine-tenths of the law.

What's the other tenth?

Shut up.

- Is that the last tenth?

- Go to bed. I will handle this.

Hello?

I called the 37th Precinct.

There's no Charles D'Agostino in Homicide.

Then I called Rita Scott,

an actress friend...

...who was in The Merchant of Venice

with Tony DeForrest.

Rita told me about a girl Tony's living with,

Paula McFadden...

...a former dancer

and her 10-year-old daughter.

She also told me that the apartment

is leased in the name of Tony DeForrest.

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Neil Simon

Marvin Neil Simon (born July 4, 1927) credited as Neil Simon, is an American playwright, screenwriter and author. He wrote more than 30 plays and nearly the same number of movie screenplays, mostly adaptations of his plays. He has received more combined Oscar and Tony nominations than any other writer.Simon grew up in New York City during the Great Depression, with his parents' financial hardships affecting their marriage, giving him a mostly unhappy and unstable childhood. He often took refuge in movie theaters where he enjoyed watching the early comedians like Charlie Chaplin. After a few years in the Army Air Force Reserve, and after graduating from high school, he began writing comedy scripts for radio and some popular early television shows. Among them were Sid Caesar's Your Show of Shows from 1950 (where he worked alongside other young writers including Carl Reiner, Mel Brooks and Selma Diamond), and The Phil Silvers Show, which ran from 1955 to 1959. He began writing his own plays beginning with Come Blow Your Horn (1961), which took him three years to complete and ran for 678 performances on Broadway. It was followed by two more successful plays, Barefoot in the Park (1963) and The Odd Couple (1965), for which he won a Tony Award. It made him a national celebrity and "the hottest new playwright on Broadway." During the 1960s to 1980s, he wrote both original screenplays and stage plays, with some films actually based on his plays. His style ranged from romantic comedy to farce to more serious dramatic comedy. Overall, he has garnered 17 Tony nominations and won three. During one season, he had four successful plays running on Broadway at the same time, and in 1983 became the only living playwright to have a New York theatre, the Neil Simon Theatre, named in his honor. more…

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