The Girl Next Door Page #2

-What are you doing up there?|-Nothing.

Come down here.

This is Danielle.

You know Mrs. Clark from|next door. Danielle's her niece.

Danielle just told us|something very interesting.

Mrs. Clark is in Africa for|two weeks with her church group.

Did you know that?

Anyway, Danielle just came|in from Los Angeles...

...and she's housesitting|while her aunt's away.

Why don't you show|her around.

Such a long road, you know.

-What are we doing?|-Did you like what you saw?

What are you talking about?

Okay, I saw you for,|like, an instant.

-An instant?|-Yeah.

It was no big deal.

No, no, it was-- It was a|big deal, but it's just that....

I didn't....

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

So, what are we gonna|do about this?

I mean, I said I was sorry.

What?

You saw me....

Yeah, right, like I'm gonna|strip right here?

Are you serious?

No.

No. No, never gonna happen.

The whole package.

No, come on,|this is good enough.

Jesus! Come on,|will you relax?

Frigging psycho.

There. You happy now?

Yep.

Hey! Wait!

No!

Jesus. Sorry.

You're an a**hole.|It's not funny.

It's a little funny.

Come on.

Let me in. Let me in.

It's not funny.

It's a little funny.

So, what else do you do|besides torture people?

-Seriously, what's your story?|-I don't know.

I kind of just quit my job.

I want to start over.|Maybe go to college.

So are you here|alone or what?

-What?|-Just ask.

Do you have a boyfriend?

No.

Aren't you gonna ask me|if I have a girlfriend?

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18:45.04\01:18:46.13|Okay.

So you're about to graduate.|You must be going nuts right now.

Yeah.

I mean, it's just been|off the hook, you know?

-Really?|-Yeah.

So, what's the craziest thing|you've done lately?

Oh, I mean, it's hard to tell,|you know, because we--

I've just done so much|nuts stuff. I mean....

It's just off the hook,|off the walls. I mean....

You haven't done anything,|have you?

No.

It's kind of-- It's kind|of been my problem lately.

Come on, there's gotta|be something.

What about your girlfriend?

Okay.

We can figure this out.|You just need a girl.

What kind of girl?

Definitely someone cute.

Definitely.

Someone who can make|him laugh.

But he also needs someone|who's gonna push him.

Someone who's gonna|make him do...

...things he never thought|he could do.

Like stripping|in the middle of the street?

-Well, thanks for the ride.|-No problem.

Well...

...good night.

Good night.

"Good night"?|What are you, gay?

-I would have nailed her.|-Ok, you wouldn't have nailed her.

-Whatever, dude.|-And, you know, secondly...

...you know,|the vibe was not right.

The vibe wasn't right? She comes|to your house and makes you strip.

What does she have to do,|sit on your face?

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