The First Turn-On Page #2

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That's how I found you

in the first place.

I could smell it a mile away.

Danny Anderson!

I'm ashamed of you.

And you were nominated for

Most Improved Camper Award.

Why did you guys

leave the group?

I could get in a lot of

trouble because of you.

Well, what do you have

to say for yourselves?

Want a hit?

Oh, gee, thanks.

No, I don't smoke pot.

My body is a temple.

I would never put any

chemicals into it.

Yeah, except for maybe

your birth control pills.

Why do you guys want

to do this anyway?

I mean, you should

get high on nature.

Just look at the beauty

and symmetry of this cave.

This cave is a perfect

example of the changing

state of nature.

Just look at the way

that still stalactite

delicately clings to the roof

of this cavernous orifice.

The slightest movement or

sound could offset that balance

and create an upheaval that

is probably how this cave

was created in the first place.

[screams] It's a spider!

It's a spider!

It's OK.

It's OK.

Huh?

[rumbling sound]

Ah!

See what your

screaming has done?

What?

Are you trying to kill us?

It's not Annie'sfault. It's just

a demonstration of nature in

an ever-changing state of flux.

Oh, f*** the flux.

Let's get the f*** out of here.

Don't panic.

The slightest sound

could cause a cave-in.

Now let's move very

slowly out of the cave.

Go ahead, Mitchell.

No, no, no.

Ladies first.

You go first.

OK, now remember

don't make a sound.

Shh!

[fart]

Oh, sh*t!

Ah!

[screams]

If I told you once, I told

you a thousand times, Butch.

You've got to water

down the milk.

This milk bill is killing me.

And another thing,

you've got to double dose

the salt

peter in the bug juice.

These kids are getting

a little bit too frisky.

Loose joints!

Loose joints!

Nickle bags-- come on,

loose, I got it all.

You don't got a date to

take to the boathouse?

My friend-- she'll

take good care of you.

There you go.

Come on, guys.

I got to go.

You got some petroleum

jelly for your girlfriend.

I got it.

I got a bong.

I got it all, guys.

Is everybody OK?

Danny?

The whole f***ing thing

caved in on us, a**hole.

I'm sorry guys.

I guess I shouldn't have had

that other cheese sandwich.

Yeah.

All right, listen, don't worry.

I'll get us out of here.

All right?

All right.

MISS FARMER:
My head.

Holy sh*t!

MISS FARMER:
I'll never be ready

for the end-of-season banquet.

HENRY:
Oh, yeah, the banquet.

And they're having

chocolate pudding.

Come on, Mitch.

You can get us out of here.

I know you can.

Damn, these f***ing rocks.

Ah!

There's no way.

There's no f***ing way.

There's thousands

of rocks back there.

Now what are we going

to do Miss Know-it-All.

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