The Errand Boy Page #3

Synopsis: Paramutual Pictures wants to know where all the money is going so they hire Morty to be their spy. Morty works for Mr. Sneak and gets a job in the mail room so that he can have access to the lot. But all that Morty ever finds is that he can cause havoc no matter what he does.
Genre: Comedy, Family
Director(s): Jerry Lewis
Production: Paramount Pictures
 
IMDB:
6.5
Rotten Tomatoes:
44%
NOT RATED
Year:
1961
92 min
243 Views


Mr. Tashman is here.

- Morty S. Tashman.

- Morty S. Tashman to see about a job.

- Very good, Miss Giles. Send him in.

- Could you go right in, please?

- Thank you Very much.

- Thank you Very much.

I think that was that one. That one

was bad when I came through.

Seems like everything has to be...

I'm awfully sorry,

I didn't notice that...

Oh, I'm sorry.

Would you mind if I just?

I'd like...

There's no more? That's it, then.

I can go in.

Now, when you get

to the Wardrobe Department,

you ask for the head,

Mr. Babewoesentall.

Mr. Babe... Who?

Babewoesentall.

He's the head of the Wardrobe.

- Benfanfinton.

- No.

- Babe...

- Well, it's hard. I'll help you.

- Say, "Babe".

- Babe.

- "Woes".

- Woes.

- "Ent".

- Ent.

- "All".

- All.

Babewoesentall.

Benpanefinton.

No. Well, forget it. Just follow me.

Good morning, Miss Giles.

How are you?

Very well, thank you,

Mr. Wabenlottnee.

I'd like to haVe you meet Morty.

Morty, this is Mr. Wabenlottnee.

Mr. Wabenlottnee, Morty.

- Hello, Morty.

- Hello, Mr. Habenoppin.

If you please. May I help you?

A lot of people haVe difficulty with that.

- It's "Wa".

- Wa.

- "Ben".

- Ben.

- "Lott".

- Lott.

- "Nee".

- Nee.

- Wabenlottnee.

- Bobbinnotten.

No, that was the other guy

you wanted to meet.

- ForgiVe me, please. I must leaVe.

- I mixed up...

- I'm a little late. See you later.

- I'm sorry.

- So long, Mr. Hebbenstymin.

- Mr. Babewoesentall.

I'd like to haVe you meet Morty,

the new errand boy.

Sorry, Miss Giles, I'm in an awful hurry.

HaVe him see Mr. Verdmittinin.

Yeah, but I was just practicing

Wabennabbin and then Baysentoll...

- Who should I? Vermin?

- He's the head of the other head.

All right, then I'll see Mr. Hebbin...

No, Varbinin?

Well, one of those guys. And

the first thing to do is pick up a card

and punch it in

before you go to Wardrobe.

- Do I ask for any names there?

- No, just the card.

- Pleasure meeting you.

- Thank you, Miss Gorman.

- And a lot of luck to you.

- Worbenmebbin. Farben Memall.

Who's... Miss Gates?

Ferminillers.

Get back in line, will you?

And no talking.

Things are tough enough

without suggestions

and constant interruptions.

Will you please get back in line?

Now, this won't take long, kids!

All you haVe to do is go inside

and get your wardrobe assignments.

You were all here yesterday,

you know what you haVe to do!

Now, please try

and be a little patient!

We're making a motion picture,

at least we're trying to!

OK, Charlie!

All right, kids, come on, this is it.

MoVe inside now. Right away.

That's it. Hurry it along now.

I don't want to lose any time on this

picture. Come on, hurry it along.

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Jerry Lewis

Jerry Lewis AM (born Joseph Levitch; March 16, 1926) is an American actor, comedian, singer, film producer, film director, screenwriter, humanitarian and innovator. He is known for his slapstick humor in film, television, stage and radio. He and Dean Martin were partners as the hit popular comedy duo of Martin and Lewis. Following that success, he was a solo star in film, nightclubs, television, concert stages and musicals. Lewis served as national chairman of the Muscular Dystrophy Association and host of the live Labor Day broadcast of the Jerry Lewis MDA Telethon for 40 years. more…

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