The Coca-Cola Kid Page #2

and you'll end up...

with ''dark color,

cold, wet, and bubbly.''

Come on.

That is no way to explain...

what getting in touch

with the American way of life...

really means

to billions of people.

Listen--the sound of Coke.

Mmm ! Dark and bubbly.

Why our dark and bubbly liquid

is so loved...

by all those Eskimos

and other Canadians...

we don't need to know.

We need only just

to bring it to the people.

All right.

OK. Here we are.

Sorry about that.

lt won't take a sec.

Whenever you're ready,

Mr. Projectionist.

Just getting the focus.

This is quite

a pretty effect, Daryl.

We're working on it.

Let us look

at available charts...

of crosscheck points

and social activities...

of our selling outlets,

shall we?

Excuse me, please.

Sorry, boss.

Frank, have them

take it back again.

Take it back, Fred.

Well, how far back do you want?

As far as it takes, Fred.

Could you take that back,

please, Daryl.

Fred, give me a break.

The other way.

More.

-Stop.

-Stop!

Frank, what is that

wide gap there?

ls that a per capita

consumption chart?

Yes, that's right.

l don't know what's there.

Must be a national park

or maybe a desert.

We should be selling in

national parks and in deserts.

People tend to get thirsty

in deserts, Fred.

Maybe it's uninhabited.

l have a hunch there must be

somebody there.

All right.

Take me in for a closer look.

Give me churches...

schools, bars...

Oh, that would be

Anderson Valley.

Playgrounds,

supermarkets, cemeteries.

See? There is

a living population there.

A few thousand maybe.

lt's pretty isolated.

Well, they have throats.

l mean,

they must drink something.

There used to be a soft-drink

man down there, but...

that was a long time ago now--

Well, what the hell is he,

Frank, a Pepsi man?

Frank, l asked you a question.

There's no Pepsi or Coke

in Anderson Valley, l'm afraid.

How come she knows that

and you don't, Frank?

l come from there.

l know the man.

ls she telling me that this man

makes his own soft drink, Frank?

Since the beginning of time.

-Good ones.

-And he sells where we can't?

Fred, l want you to get me

all the data on that place.

l want to know why,

in the whole goddamn world...

that we don't sell

a single bottle down there.

He owns Anderson Valley.

He owns the people.

He owns the birds and the trees.

Rent me a four-wheel-drive

for tomorrow morning...

please, will you?

Now.

Sure.

l want to see

this Anderson Valley.

Right.

Fred, what are you doing...

for the next couple of days?

Frank, l want to go alone.

He might prefer

to go alone, Frank.

Take a gun.

''Take a gun.''

Projectionist...

would you see to it

that those tapes...

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