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has fallen.

I'm sorry.

I had a bad day too.

Stupid gas-guzzling piece of junk.

Declined.

Rex, where's your wallet?

It's, uh...

It's in my pocket.

A dollar?

Damn it, Rex,

this is not what I signed up for.

This is America.

A girl this pretty,

she's not supposed to be poor.

I'm sorry, I know that sounds

all braggy and unfair and awful,

but you know what? It's true.

You know what? Dee was right.

She was right. I am Sam Horton.

I am Sam Horton,

and I do not let life get me down.

I do what I have to do,

and I don't get defeated.

Rex.

Jacie?

Hi, it's Sam.

Sam Horton.

I'm so sorry that

I walked out on y'all today.

I'll see you tomorrow.

A-V-O-I-D.

Avoid.

Vacuum.

V-A-C-U-U-M.

Vacuum.

Good. Now tableau.

Tableau. T-A-

So now can I go out for Hag football?

No.

It's not T-A?

No, I was talking to Brady.

You want an apple or an orange?

Orange.

Please?

No.

B-L-E-A-U. Tableau.

Perfect.

You're gonna do fine.

We're all gonna do fine.

Everything's gonna be fine.

There's nothing to be scared of,

I mean it.

Sorry. It's Mama's first day at work,

and I can't pick you up at school,

so to say I'm sorry, I put two

desserts in both your lunches.

Wow, your new job's great.

Come on, scoot.

I'm sitting behind Mama.

No, you aren't.

You went last time.

Mama.

You know, and I pride myself

on running a safe, clean business.

We provide a reliable service

at reasonable rates.

We're like Dairy

Queen, except not fattening.

We are open Saturday to

Thursday, noon to midnight,

but this being Friday, payday,

we start early

and stay till the last one leaves.

It's real important that I work only

when my kids are at school.

Oh, that's fine.

We do a huge lunch crowd.

All the outfits are

in a room in the back,

but each of these rooms

have everything you need.

There's condoms and oils

and such.

Oh, and drinks and Viagra

are on the house.

You give away Viagra?

It pays for itself.

The little blue pill

keeps us in the black.

We were worried

when the economy tanked,

but turns out that this is the most

recession-proof business there is.

And what about the police?

Oh, well, let's just say doughnuts ain't

the only thing they're getting for free.

Alrighty, let's get you

on in the back room,

because everybody's here

on Friday.

Alrighty.

Now, for everyone's protection,

none of us uses a real name.

Doreen is Sugar,

Emma wants to be called Salome.

She won't do anything that's

not mentioned in the Bible.

Lucky for us, that's not all limiting.

Tanya is Margarita.

Unless the guy's into Asian

chicks, then I'm Sake.

That's right, and I'm Big Mama.

I do mostly fetish stuff.

I got me some kick-ass feet.

So you, I think,

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