The Brass Teapot

Synopsis: Based on the comic book series "The Brass Teapot" about a mid-twenty-year-old couple who, in these difficult economic times, finds a mysterious, magical brass teapot which makes them money but at a surprising price. After realizing the teapot's power, John and Alice must decide how far they will go to fulfill their dream.
Director(s): Ramaa Mosley
Production: Magnolia Pictures
  2 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.4
Metacritic:
43
Rotten Tomatoes:
33%
R
Year:
2012
101 min
Website
72 Views

Yeah, come on in.

Thank you.

Oh, my god.

Honey, was there anything about

a dress code in the invitation?

I wanna die right now.

Yeah.

Seven years ago, she was copying

my trig and banging all the jocks.

Her father gave her a bullshit

six-figure desk job...

While holding a solid "c" average in

communications after seven years of college.

Her degree is as authentic

as her bouncy new tits.

Shall we go see some of our good friends now?

Two whiskeys, neat.

Sure.

Hey, Ricky, what do you say?

Hey... Guy.

High five.

It's getting hot outside, right?

- Real hot around here.

- Here you go.

Walked outside yesterday

my whole--

My whole dick was out just swingin' around.

Louise!

Hi. I'm so glad

that you're here.

Yes. Hey.

How are you?

Good. How are you?

You'll have to excuse me.

I'm gonna go to the bar and

drink enough to kill a horse.

- You want anything?

- Yes, two beers please.

Got it.

Immediately.

Hi. So, I guess I didn't get the memo

to wear something short and shiny.

Hey!

What's up, man?

I'm so happy you're here.

I'm so glad you're here.

Thought I was gonna have to spend the

whole night hiding in the bathroom.

Yeah. Yeah, I tried that one out.

At the vegan barbecue.

Oh, that was you?

That was me.

Dude, I spent 45 minutes shittin' kale

into a hat in the backyard.

My mom got sick again.

So, it's like-- it's okay.

It's just that we had to pay for

all the hospital bills,

And I didn't get the scholarship.

So it's like--

it's a lot.

I'm really depressed now.

Tell me about it.

But good people win out in the end.

Let's go do shots.

Yes, please.

It's a nice theme they've got going on.

Yeah. Nice theme. Pink.

Looks like a fuckin' asshole in here.

breakin' rocks in the hot sun

I fought the law and the law won

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